There once was a girl from shriftucket
Who got so bored she kicked the bucket....
Hey, evil dead, you're in my seat.
Xander ,'First Date'
Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - May 22, 2008 11:45:03 am PDT #8451 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Jesse - May 22, 2008 11:53:53 am PDT #8452 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Argh -- so, the Friday before a holiday, we usually close early, right? Except our Big Boss was out of the office unexpectedly on Monday and Tuesday, so re-scheduled all of her standing meetings for tomorrow. Will she really meet with my boss at 3:30? Will that mean we all have to work a full day?
Tune in tomorrow, I guess.....
§ ita § - May 22, 2008 11:56:53 am PDT #8453 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
(sorry, I have no gift for rhyme)
It occurs to me that the woman in the cube next to me may very well wear exactly the same clothes to work every single day. And that if she didn't have such an distracting voice on the phone I wouldn't be thinking those thoughts.
Just did a impulse google and discovered that a woman who was a tremendous and massive and illegal bitch to me was awarded a non-inconsiderable humanitarian award last week. That's just weird.
Polter-Cow - May 22, 2008 12:04:30 pm PDT #8454 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
There once was a girl from shriftucket
Who got so bored she kicked the bucket....
A lifetime of sloungin'
And of knocking down gin
Led her to tell life to suck it.
SuziQ - May 22, 2008 12:21:13 pm PDT #8455 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
Hey! So, mile-wide tornado north of Denver! Yikes! Nicole, you're out of that path, right?
Not Nicole but that is much father north than where she usually hangs out (as far as I know). And YIKES!!! Moving from earthquakes to tornados?!? I changed my mind. I'm staying here.
megan walker - May 22, 2008 12:28:41 pm PDT #8456 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
Yeah!!!
§ ita § - May 22, 2008 12:57:25 pm PDT #8457 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
That wasn't too hard, now was it?
bon bon - May 22, 2008 12:59:22 pm PDT #8458 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Just did a impulse google and discovered that a woman who was a tremendous and massive and illegal bitch to me was awarded a non-inconsiderable humanitarian award last week.
The most notoriously hard to work for person in this office runs our very successful pro bono program. Some people... compensate.
Allyson - May 22, 2008 1:09:27 pm PDT #8459 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
What was that site with the ten dollar surprise?
I want to get myself a surprise. I bought myself roses yesterday, and put a sparkly flower in my hair today to make myself feel better. But I think I need to add a bar of Rock Star from Lush and a surprise to my self-cheering list.
§ ita § - May 22, 2008 1:17:19 pm PDT #8460 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Surprise yourself. I'd do that for me, but then I'd hate it, and it would just mean I'd have to cut a bitch.
It's possible I'm pre-loading events with meaning.
Some people... compensate.
::sighes::
Yeah. I need to forward that link to family, though. There will be muttering and grumbling.