And I cursed the Yankees such that anybody who joined the team as a free agent wouldn't win a World Series with them. (This was after Clemens but before Giambi.)
I know you've said this before, but I wanted to mention that I find this bloody brilliant. It hits the Yoinkees exactly where they live, in that even pre-Steinbrenner they were pathologically incapable of not paying too much for big-name players.
That wouldn't include trade deals though, would it?
I have an expert report at my desk with a 46-page CV.
That guy's CV sounds like the grad school equivalent of the student who thinks they can hit the page limit for a paper by messing with the font and the margins, and that of course the professor won't notice. Ah well.
Congrats on the last day of work, Kat.
One of the school lotteries is today. I am very tempted to go, but I don't know if my being there makes any difference.
Stripper Pumps: [link]
They have slots for men to put their tips in!
You know, I hate getting emails with "up to 70% off sale", but then when you look at prices they say "3.95-12.95, regular 3.95-13.95"
That guy's CV sounds like the grad school equivalent of the student who thinks they can hit the page limit for a paper by messing with the font and the margins, and that of course the professor won't notice. Ah well.
OMG, a professor friend of mine just got a paper from one of his students that had, literally, margins that were at least 2 1/2 inches on the right and left. On a paper that was supposed to be 10 pages. It STILL didn't make the page limit. It was barely 9. She got an F.
I don't know if guys who go to strip clubs would like to place the tips in the shoes. But I could be wrong.
My entire morning with the kids was like a Louis CK stand up. I'm sure Jo Frost would have a lot to say about my methods (cajoling, begging, demanding, bribing). Why are they not flexible to MY agenda (which is mearly to get them dressed, fed and to school without killing any of us)?
Flying out of Central Wisconsin means turbo props--we always have to gate check our carry ons. I'm pretty sure we're eventually going to have to Fed Ex our clothes to our destination ahead of our trips from now on, as well as flying naked.
I'd do it if they return to serving peanuts during the flight.
looks at Mariners' record post-2001
Well someone certainly cursed them. It is just painful this year.
I just wrote some documentation and now I feel virtuous. Where's my reward of porn?