I have an expert report at my desk with a 46-page CV.
Cacophony. That's pretty. What's it mean?
Harmony ,'Underneath'
Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
bon bon - May 21, 2008 9:45:48 am PDT #8203 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Burrell - May 21, 2008 9:50:30 am PDT #8204 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
That guy's CV sounds like the grad school equivalent of the student who thinks they can hit the page limit for a paper by messing with the font and the margins, and that of course the professor won't notice. Ah well.
Congrats on the last day of work, Kat.
One of the school lotteries is today. I am very tempted to go, but I don't know if my being there makes any difference.
DavidS - May 21, 2008 10:04:09 am PDT #8205 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
That wouldn't include trade deals though, would it?
No, trades are cool.
tommyrot - May 21, 2008 10:13:36 am PDT #8206 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Vortex - May 21, 2008 10:17:44 am PDT #8207 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
You know, I hate getting emails with "up to 70% off sale", but then when you look at prices they say "3.95-12.95, regular 3.95-13.95"
lisah - May 21, 2008 10:21:03 am PDT #8208 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
That guy's CV sounds like the grad school equivalent of the student who thinks they can hit the page limit for a paper by messing with the font and the margins, and that of course the professor won't notice. Ah well.
OMG, a professor friend of mine just got a paper from one of his students that had, literally, margins that were at least 2 1/2 inches on the right and left. On a paper that was supposed to be 10 pages. It STILL didn't make the page limit. It was barely 9. She got an F.
Cashmere - May 21, 2008 10:23:59 am PDT #8209 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
I don't know if guys who go to strip clubs would like to place the tips in the shoes. But I could be wrong.
My entire morning with the kids was like a Louis CK stand up. I'm sure Jo Frost would have a lot to say about my methods (cajoling, begging, demanding, bribing). Why are they not flexible to MY agenda (which is mearly to get them dressed, fed and to school without killing any of us)?
Flying out of Central Wisconsin means turbo props--we always have to gate check our carry ons. I'm pretty sure we're eventually going to have to Fed Ex our clothes to our destination ahead of our trips from now on, as well as flying naked.
I'd do it if they return to serving peanuts during the flight.
Tamara - May 21, 2008 10:34:59 am PDT #8210 of 10001
You know, we could experiment and cancel football.
looks at Mariners' record post-2001
Well someone certainly cursed them. It is just painful this year.
shrift - May 21, 2008 10:44:23 am PDT #8211 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I just wrote some documentation and now I feel virtuous. Where's my reward of porn?
Burrell - May 21, 2008 10:55:57 am PDT #8212 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Hey, can I ask for some of that buffista ~ma to be sent to Frances this afternoon? I'd like to have her enrolled in a good school, without the continuing stress of the waiting lists.