I don't give a good gorram about relevant, Wash. Or objective. And I ain't so afraid of losing something that I ain't gonna try to have it. You and I would make one beautiful baby. And I want to meet that child one day. Period.

Zoe ,'Heart Of Gold'


Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - May 19, 2008 6:33:47 pm PDT #7767 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Hey, Victor. Welcome. Don't forget to give the TV folder a look-see.


msbelle - May 19, 2008 6:44:31 pm PDT #7768 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Welcome Victor.


aurelia - May 19, 2008 6:47:19 pm PDT #7769 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Hello, Victor.


Matt the Bruins fan - May 19, 2008 6:52:13 pm PDT #7770 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Welcome aboard, Victor.

Through some lucky twist of fate, I found a carton of tiny flavorful strawberries at the grocery store the other day instead of the usual ginormous bland ones. It's nice to get a reminder of good reasons to buy fresh fruit on occasion.


§ ita § - May 19, 2008 6:59:31 pm PDT #7771 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

There have been some huge and fairly tasty ones around here recently, though my tongue is loosing its subtlety and much fruit and fruit juice just tastes like sugar bombs to me. The difference between yesterday's pineapple and the strawberries I'm about to have isn't as marked as it should be.


Pix - May 19, 2008 7:00:04 pm PDT #7772 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Welcome, Victor!

ETA: Yeah, the local farmers' markets have had amazing fruit recently.


Theresa - May 19, 2008 7:09:37 pm PDT #7773 of 10001
"What would it take to get your daughter to stop tweeting about this?"

instead of the usual ginormous bland ones.

I hadn't had strawberries in way too long so I ordered some for lunch last week. When they arrived they were HUGE and absolutely without taste.

Friend One: Woah! Look at the size of those.

Friend Two: You know they splice frog dna with those.

Me: That was Jurassic Park.

Friend One: I think I saw that one jump.

Me: *putting down fork* Fine! You win. Let's go.


Consuela - May 19, 2008 7:50:08 pm PDT #7774 of 10001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Welcome, Victor!

We have two Victors, now! Shall we rename one of them?

Speaking of renaming, former Buffista Knut the Difficult has a book coming out next month! It's called SuperPowers and it's about... superheroes! Yay!

Sadly, it will not say "by Knut the Difficult" on the cover but instead will have the name of this guy David Schwartz. Just so you know.


Burrell - May 19, 2008 7:53:23 pm PDT #7775 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Hello Victor.

Allyson, your apartment is ADORABLE! You is so lucky.

I"m having this moment with the maggots. It goes like this. First they brought back leeches, now maggots! What will the wonders of modern medicine bring back next? Bloodletting?


Steph L. - May 19, 2008 7:57:09 pm PDT #7776 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

What will the wonders of modern medicine bring back next? Bloodletting?

I'm hoping for some trepanning.