The annoying thing with the elevators in my office building is that only one elevator answers a call, and it's not always the nearest one - this is a major hassle after, say, a fire drill or a large meeting on another floor. They don't auto-return to the first floor, either.

I believe my elevators work as Strega's do, when you're going down. But at the lobby level, it's a whole crazy system of waiting and then people have all of these methods they think make it go faster, like hitting the top floor button, none of which work.

My usual elevator pet peeve is when people wait so long to exit that the elevator doors close in my face as I'm trying to get on. Make it snappy, people! MOVE MOVE MOVE.

I think that Jesse and shrift need to conduct a not-scientific experiment and start a rumor in their respective buildings about [something] that makes the elevators go faster. Then see how long it takes for the rumor to infect their workplaces. E.g., tell people that pressing the button to the beat of the first verse of the Itsy-bitsy Spider can make it skip floors and come direct.

I feel that if you want the elevator doors to close faster, you can hit the "close doors" button.

But honestly, the whole building is four floors tall. No one can possibly be in that much of a rush.

I feel that if you want the elevator doors to close faster, you can hit the "close doors" button.

A few weeks ago I read an article about elevators (I forget where). They quoted some elevator industry guy who said those "close doors" buttons don't do anything.

Mystery of the day: Why does having 2 toaster waffles fro breakfast only lead to me being hungry an hour later, but when I eat three waffles, I'm full for hours?

maybe eat two and half and see what happens?

A few weeks ago I read an article about elevators (I forget where). They quoted some elevator industry guy who said those "close doors" buttons don't do anything.

It was this very long New Yorker article: [link]

In most elevators, at least in any built or installed since the early nineties, the door-close button doesn’t work. It is there mainly to make you think it works. (It does work if, say, a fireman needs to take control. But you need a key, and a fire, to do that.)

I think that Jesse and shrift need to conduct a not-scientific experiment and start a rumor in their respective buildings about [something] that makes the elevators go faster. Then see how long it takes for the rumor to infect their workplaces. E.g., tell people that pressing the button to the beat of the first verse of the Itsy-bitsy Spider can make it skip floors and come direct.

That would be hilarious, and people in my building would totally go for it.

So, it's a good thing I'm home, because apparently the guy upstairs is, too, and is doing something that makes water drip into my bathroom. @@ Last time, he was installing a new sink. In a rental apartment. Without turning the water off, apparently.

My issue with elevators is those that close too fast when I have a huge book truck full of oversize books. And with elevator users who do not respect my authority when I am pushing same. I mean, I could kill people with my book trucks.

So, I spent most of last week moving books to accommodate books from X department. I emailed my contact this morning to say the spaces are ready. She emailed back to say, oh, they must have counted wrong but they have more space than they expected and maybe they don;t want to move anything down to my area after all. Grrr.