It's only 10:30 on Monday, and I've already had too many frustrating conversations with people who are upset and confused that the world doesn't work the way they expect it to.
Simon: I, uh... I never-never shot anyone before. Book: I was there, son. I'm fair sure you haven't shot anyone yet.
'War Stories'
Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Tom Scola - May 19, 2008 5:41:15 am PDT #7640 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
tommyrot - May 19, 2008 5:42:45 am PDT #7641 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Tom, I'm upset and confused that a giant pink bunny does not follow me around and give me chocolate whenever I want it.
Frankenbuddha - May 19, 2008 5:48:28 am PDT #7642 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Tom, I'm upset and confused that a giant pink bunny does not follow me around and give me chocolate whenever I want it.
That would be because ita is hoarding the chocolate for herself.
msbelle - May 19, 2008 5:49:16 am PDT #7643 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
now see, I would find that disturbing.
time for mid-morning snack.
Dana - May 19, 2008 5:49:37 am PDT #7644 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Why do people insist on getting in an elevator going down (in a building with only four floors) and not only double-checking to make sure that the button for "1" is pushed (where else would I be going?) but then PUSHING THE BUTTON AGAIN?
I pushed it already! We will reach the lobby! You must trust me!
Jesse - May 19, 2008 5:53:47 am PDT #7645 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Pushing the button repeatedly makes it go faster.
God, I love Cash Cab. And hilariously, I got a call Friday night from a friend I had just left, because they got into a minivan cab, and were relieved it was not the Cash Cab, as they were tipsy and didn't think they would do well.
Tom Scola - May 19, 2008 5:54:49 am PDT #7646 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
If I ever get in the Cash Cab, I can call you, right?
Jesse - May 19, 2008 5:55:20 am PDT #7647 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
OF COURSE!
shrift - May 19, 2008 5:56:03 am PDT #7648 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I pushed it already! We will reach the lobby! You must trust me!
How about the people in the lobby who, upon seeing that the "up" elevator button is lit, push the button repeatedly as if they think it will make the elevator arrive more quickly?
shrift - May 19, 2008 5:56:36 am PDT #7649 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
And by that I apparently mean Jesse!