Mmm. Wife soup. I must've done good.

Wash ,'War Stories'


Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jessica - May 19, 2008 4:39:12 am PDT #7631 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

OMGWTFBBQ. (BBQ sword. Want!)


amych - May 19, 2008 4:46:08 am PDT #7632 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

(BBQ sword. Want!)

That's brilliant. And better still, I can probably make one out of spare parts.


msbelle - May 19, 2008 4:48:00 am PDT #7633 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

boo headache!

ramble: I cancelled a credit card last night (that I had not used since 2005!) and applied for a new 0% to roll a balance to, then I did a wee bit of yoga. I still only got 5 hours of sleep before being interrupted and then 1.5 more smooshed in mac's single bed, but fell approx 8 million times better than yesterday.


tommyrot - May 19, 2008 4:54:58 am PDT #7634 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

So I went to my parents' farm this weekend... Sunday morning, I got woken up at 6:30 by the sound of knocking on my window. Then there was knocking on the other window. I got up and looked - there was a crane standing right outside the window.

I wanted to tell my parents, "See, that's what happens when you destroy the natural order of things by sending all the barn cats away." I also wanted to tell them, "OMGWTFCrane!" but they're not on the internets....


Sparky1 - May 19, 2008 4:58:58 am PDT #7635 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

there was a crane standing right outside the window.

Proving I am not in a farm frame of mind: I read this as construction crane.


Sophia Brooks - May 19, 2008 5:18:49 am PDT #7636 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I accidentally read it as cream. Which made absolutely no sense.

I have been up since 4 am though, so I think I deserve some slack. And I am hungry.

Buffistas-- I need summer shoes. And I am all picky. I need brown and black. They pretty much need to be a wedge with a 2 2 1/3 heel. I want them not to be boring. Or rather-- if they are $20, I am OK with them being boring, but if they are expensive, I want to like them. Also, I really want to buy 4000 pairs of shoes-- one to go with each outfit. Also, my feet are wide at the front, and narrow at the back, so I like mules.

I like there [link] a lot, but $99.00 for something that boring! For that much money, they need to look like this [link]

Only then they are not going with all my clothes. I do not know what to do!


Dana - May 19, 2008 5:30:10 am PDT #7637 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Sophia:

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msbelle - May 19, 2008 5:31:53 am PDT #7638 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

anything here: [link]


Sophia Brooks - May 19, 2008 5:37:52 am PDT #7639 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Ooh thank you! Dana- I especially like number three!


Tom Scola - May 19, 2008 5:41:15 am PDT #7640 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

It's only 10:30 on Monday, and I've already had too many frustrating conversations with people who are upset and confused that the world doesn't work the way they expect it to.