(BBQ sword. Want!)
That's brilliant. And better still, I can probably make one out of spare parts.
We have to see the chimp playing hockey! That's hilarious! The ice is so slippery, and, and monkeys are all irrational. We have to see this!
Anya ,'Bring On The Night'
Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
amych - May 19, 2008 4:46:08 am PDT #7632 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
msbelle - May 19, 2008 4:48:00 am PDT #7633 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
boo headache!
ramble: I cancelled a credit card last night (that I had not used since 2005!) and applied for a new 0% to roll a balance to, then I did a wee bit of yoga. I still only got 5 hours of sleep before being interrupted and then 1.5 more smooshed in mac's single bed, but fell approx 8 million times better than yesterday.
tommyrot - May 19, 2008 4:54:58 am PDT #7634 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
So I went to my parents' farm this weekend... Sunday morning, I got woken up at 6:30 by the sound of knocking on my window. Then there was knocking on the other window. I got up and looked - there was a crane standing right outside the window.
I wanted to tell my parents, "See, that's what happens when you destroy the natural order of things by sending all the barn cats away." I also wanted to tell them, "OMGWTFCrane!" but they're not on the internets....
Sparky1 - May 19, 2008 4:58:58 am PDT #7635 of 10001
Librarian Warlord
there was a crane standing right outside the window.
Proving I am not in a farm frame of mind: I read this as construction crane.
Sophia Brooks - May 19, 2008 5:18:49 am PDT #7636 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
I accidentally read it as cream. Which made absolutely no sense.
I have been up since 4 am though, so I think I deserve some slack. And I am hungry.
Buffistas-- I need summer shoes. And I am all picky. I need brown and black. They pretty much need to be a wedge with a 2 2 1/3 heel. I want them not to be boring. Or rather-- if they are $20, I am OK with them being boring, but if they are expensive, I want to like them. Also, I really want to buy 4000 pairs of shoes-- one to go with each outfit. Also, my feet are wide at the front, and narrow at the back, so I like mules.
I like there [link] a lot, but $99.00 for something that boring! For that much money, they need to look like this [link]
Only then they are not going with all my clothes. I do not know what to do!
Dana - May 19, 2008 5:30:10 am PDT #7637 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
msbelle - May 19, 2008 5:31:53 am PDT #7638 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
anything here: [link]
Sophia Brooks - May 19, 2008 5:37:52 am PDT #7639 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
Ooh thank you! Dana- I especially like number three!
Tom Scola - May 19, 2008 5:41:15 am PDT #7640 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
It's only 10:30 on Monday, and I've already had too many frustrating conversations with people who are upset and confused that the world doesn't work the way they expect it to.
tommyrot - May 19, 2008 5:42:45 am PDT #7641 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Tom, I'm upset and confused that a giant pink bunny does not follow me around and give me chocolate whenever I want it.