All right, no one's killing folk today, on account of our very tight schedule.

Mal ,'Trash'


Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - May 19, 2008 1:53:24 am PDT #7627 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

how did you get to this site?

I think I googled to it, long ago. Not sure what for, but the URL is easy enough to remember...

what's so interesting about it to non-practicing?

It read like a legal document, with precedents set in different cases and different states. I had no idea that precedents were being set. And then it'd say something like "In the US lung adhesions usually do not occur on fowl" and I'm left wondering what's so special about American poultry, and how I'd even start to google that one.

And that's all on top of not knowing that glatt meant smooth, and that it was a, well, variant of kosherness.

and what's weird in the humor?

Its rhythm was very...rolling. More like amusement, than comedy. Not precisely sure how to explain it. It just got very gentle.

Also, for the record, while some of my links are very much not your style, I think those are pretty apparent. If I say something's lovely or beautiful or cute, it's Nilly-appropriate. I'd hate to think you missed things like the icebergs.

Though I'm still hurt that everyone missed the Isabella Rossellini insect sex stuff. It was very educational.


Theodosia - May 19, 2008 2:45:07 am PDT #7628 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Saw Iron Man last night, and my Robert Downey Jr love is stronger than ever. And now I must run off to class!


Frankenbuddha - May 19, 2008 4:09:08 am PDT #7629 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Gronk. Passive-agressive visit from the insomnia fairy last night (I felt like I was about 5 minutes away from getting to sleep pretty much the entire night). Still not bad for a Monday today, though.


Jesse - May 19, 2008 4:24:04 am PDT #7630 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Though I'm still hurt that everyone missed the Isabella Rossellini insect sex stuff. It was very educational.

I saw some of that, and had no comment. I was like "...."

also, a trivia fact: on May 19, 1997, the first Buffy thread started on TT. 11 (!) years ago.

Woah.

I am home sick with a headache. I've been kind of headachy all weekend, and this morning it's just worse. I don't know.


Jessica - May 19, 2008 4:39:12 am PDT #7631 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

OMGWTFBBQ. (BBQ sword. Want!)


amych - May 19, 2008 4:46:08 am PDT #7632 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

(BBQ sword. Want!)

That's brilliant. And better still, I can probably make one out of spare parts.


msbelle - May 19, 2008 4:48:00 am PDT #7633 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

boo headache!

ramble: I cancelled a credit card last night (that I had not used since 2005!) and applied for a new 0% to roll a balance to, then I did a wee bit of yoga. I still only got 5 hours of sleep before being interrupted and then 1.5 more smooshed in mac's single bed, but fell approx 8 million times better than yesterday.


tommyrot - May 19, 2008 4:54:58 am PDT #7634 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

So I went to my parents' farm this weekend... Sunday morning, I got woken up at 6:30 by the sound of knocking on my window. Then there was knocking on the other window. I got up and looked - there was a crane standing right outside the window.

I wanted to tell my parents, "See, that's what happens when you destroy the natural order of things by sending all the barn cats away." I also wanted to tell them, "OMGWTFCrane!" but they're not on the internets....


Sparky1 - May 19, 2008 4:58:58 am PDT #7635 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

there was a crane standing right outside the window.

Proving I am not in a farm frame of mind: I read this as construction crane.


Sophia Brooks - May 19, 2008 5:18:49 am PDT #7636 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I accidentally read it as cream. Which made absolutely no sense.

I have been up since 4 am though, so I think I deserve some slack. And I am hungry.

Buffistas-- I need summer shoes. And I am all picky. I need brown and black. They pretty much need to be a wedge with a 2 2 1/3 heel. I want them not to be boring. Or rather-- if they are $20, I am OK with them being boring, but if they are expensive, I want to like them. Also, I really want to buy 4000 pairs of shoes-- one to go with each outfit. Also, my feet are wide at the front, and narrow at the back, so I like mules.

I like there [link] a lot, but $99.00 for something that boring! For that much money, they need to look like this [link]

Only then they are not going with all my clothes. I do not know what to do!