Come on out, River. The nice man wants to kidnap you.

Simon ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


shrift - May 16, 2008 10:44:55 am PDT #7373 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Apparently, tofu makes you gay.

Uh-oh. I was planning to have tofu for dinner. But I already ate some earlier this week, so does that mean eating more tofu will ungay me like Ranma 1/2 and water?


Cashmere - May 16, 2008 10:48:02 am PDT #7374 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

I want some feralberries.

Owen has ditched Olivia's capri pants and sweatshirt for the old Pooh Bear diaper cover (6-9 months). It barely covers his ass, as he is wearing it backwards, with Pooh's face and ears covering the crotch area.

I suppose I should be glad he's not wearing it on his head this time.


Hil R. - May 16, 2008 10:48:17 am PDT #7375 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Uh-oh. I was planning on have tofu for dinner.

It only makes men gay. If you feed your baby sons soy formula, you'll make them gay! Because soy has t gasp estrogens!

Cooking beans without gas -- soak overnight (not the quick-soak), and rinse really really well. Or, just keep eating beans, and your body will adjust.

that nasty lower-sugar PB.

The kind with the fake sugar? Ick. I pretty much stick to the natural peanut butter, the kind with just peanuts and salt -- it's the kind I grew up with, and the Skippy stuff just tastes way too sweet to me.


juliana - May 16, 2008 10:49:35 am PDT #7376 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

I pretty much stick to the natural peanut butter, the kind with just peanuts and salt -- it's the kind I grew up with

Adam's peanut butter FTW.


shrift - May 16, 2008 10:50:10 am PDT #7377 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

It only makes men gay.

Dude. Even conspiracy theories are sexist.


brenda m - May 16, 2008 10:50:32 am PDT #7378 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Thanks, Cash!

Now, anyone know the answer for Indianapolis? (Travel time from airport to downtown, taxi, no luggage.)

I'm trying to plan some work trips without doing overnights. Why can't people schedule things for later in the day when they know people will be coming from out of town?


Steph L. - May 16, 2008 10:50:42 am PDT #7379 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I want some feralberries.

Can't you just picture packs of berries roaming through Susan's backyard, growling and baring their teeny pointed teeth?

that nasty lower-sugar PB.

The kind with the fake sugar?

Not fake sugar; just, like, 33% less sugar overall: [link]

It has a texture not unlike wallpaper paste, and a taste that makes me cry.


P.M. Marc - May 16, 2008 10:52:12 am PDT #7380 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

I have a jam in my pantry labelled Tasteful Drunken Threesome.

(Because it contains three kinds of berries and a lot of brandy. Err.)


P.M. Marc - May 16, 2008 10:52:33 am PDT #7381 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

OH! And the Tasteful part is because there's also a big old dash of vanilla.


Gudanov - May 16, 2008 10:53:57 am PDT #7382 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

It only makes men gay.

Sure, but we can just ungay by shooting an animal. It's true, I saw it on The Simpsons.