I want some feralberries.

Owen has ditched Olivia's capri pants and sweatshirt for the old Pooh Bear diaper cover (6-9 months). It barely covers his ass, as he is wearing it backwards, with Pooh's face and ears covering the crotch area.

I suppose I should be glad he's not wearing it on his head this time.

Uh-oh. I was planning on have tofu for dinner.

It only makes men gay. If you feed your baby sons soy formula, you'll make them gay! Because soy has t gasp estrogens!

Cooking beans without gas -- soak overnight (not the quick-soak), and rinse really really well. Or, just keep eating beans, and your body will adjust.

that nasty lower-sugar PB.

The kind with the fake sugar? Ick. I pretty much stick to the natural peanut butter, the kind with just peanuts and salt -- it's the kind I grew up with, and the Skippy stuff just tastes way too sweet to me.

I pretty much stick to the natural peanut butter, the kind with just peanuts and salt -- it's the kind I grew up with

Adam's peanut butter FTW.

It only makes men gay.

Dude. Even conspiracy theories are sexist.

Thanks, Cash!

Now, anyone know the answer for Indianapolis? (Travel time from airport to downtown, taxi, no luggage.)

I'm trying to plan some work trips without doing overnights. Why can't people schedule things for later in the day when they know people will be coming from out of town?

I want some feralberries.

Can't you just picture packs of berries roaming through Susan's backyard, growling and baring their teeny pointed teeth?

that nasty lower-sugar PB.

The kind with the fake sugar?

Not fake sugar; just, like, 33% less sugar overall: [link]

It has a texture not unlike wallpaper paste, and a taste that makes me cry.

I have a jam in my pantry labelled Tasteful Drunken Threesome.

(Because it contains three kinds of berries and a lot of brandy. Err.)

OH! And the Tasteful part is because there's also a big old dash of vanilla.

It only makes men gay.

Sure, but we can just ungay by shooting an animal. It's true, I saw it on The Simpsons.

I thought the whole point of the 1970s was the discovery that crunchy-granola lefties are just not with-it enough to create any kind of vast conspiracy?

"Eco-Terrorism Remains No. 1 Domestic Terror Threat" [link] (Fox News, of course.)

It's really easy to blame ELF for pretty much anything, because there is no organized ELF. There's some vague national organization, but pretty much any bunch of people can get together and say they're an ELF cell, without any sort of contact with the national organization. So bunch of people torch a new development and spray paint "ELF" on the gate, that's part of the "conspiracy," even if they didn't have any contact at all with anyone else about what they were doing. And then all of those incidents get added up to a conspiracy conviction for the national people who didn't actually do, or possibly even know of, most of the acts in the conspiracy charge.

(The SHAC 7 is the big case with this right now, since it also involves the Animal Enterprise Protection Act, which basically gives much harsher penalties for crimes like vandalism when they're committed against businesses that use animals.)