Hey, tommy, I hear your boss has a car for sale.
Out. For. A. Walk. ... Bitch.
Spike ,'Selfless'
Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Dana - May 15, 2008 6:15:00 am PDT #6968 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
bon bon - May 15, 2008 6:16:25 am PDT #6969 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
The parts are worth more than $200. There's gotta be millions of Hondas from that era still in circulation.
Sophia Brooks - May 15, 2008 6:16:27 am PDT #6970 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
Do you think I could buy the car and have it shipped to me?
tommyrot - May 15, 2008 6:19:00 am PDT #6971 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Do you think I could buy the car and have it shipped to me?
Heh.
My boss took his # off the ad. Which is good, as calls were starting to come to my phone....
brenda m - May 15, 2008 6:19:22 am PDT #6972 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
It's got no brakes. Maybe Tom could just give it a good push in your direction.
Gudanov - May 15, 2008 6:20:19 am PDT #6973 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
Man I might be calling if I saw that deal locally.
A company car with no brakes sounds like harsh way to reduce headcount.
Jesse - May 15, 2008 6:21:19 am PDT #6974 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Why would you put your work number on a craigslist ad? That was the crucial mistake. Well, that, and not putting "best offer," apparently.
Kat - May 15, 2008 6:24:48 am PDT #6975 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
So, I'm sitting in my car outside of the yoga studio. And this woman in Toyota Carolla goes to get out of her parking spot and reverses into me and bumps my car (FWIW, CA license plate 3VOK629). She looks at me (balefully) in the her side mirror, then drives away. Seriously?!
§ ita § - May 15, 2008 6:43:24 am PDT #6976 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Going to report her for hit and run, Kat, or some other applicable crime? I can't believe some people. Step up and take responsibility. A shrug is not responsibility.
This week has been like an investigation of ways to not want to get out of bed in the morning. Today is "because you're a lazy-ass, stupid" which is so much triter than all the rest so far. I suspect tomorrow may be "because it's hotter than the surface of Venus" but I don't want to slant the experiment ahead of time.
tommyrot - May 15, 2008 6:53:54 am PDT #6977 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Stupid phones have stopped ringing. Ah.... silence.
Maybe the woman who hit Kat's car will have bad dreams about it and will be wracked with guilt. OK, probably not....