Our receptionist, having gone to the doctor, has come in and announced to us all that she has a stomach virus.
I'll just jump in my time machine, go back to the twelfth century, and ask the vampires to postpone their ancient prophesy for a few days while you take in dinner and a show.
Giles ,'Selfless'
Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Dana - May 15, 2008 5:37:46 am PDT #6958 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Frankenbuddha - May 15, 2008 5:39:18 am PDT #6959 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Then again, who plays racquetball in a flooded court?
Whales, probably.
Speaking of politics, The Daily Show sure did a number on West Virginia last night.
He seriously did. I'd have been very uncomfortable with it if it wasn't for the comments they found, which really deserved the abuse.
Sings the "Happy Anniversary" song for the Zmayhems
brenda m - May 15, 2008 5:40:24 am PDT #6960 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Ooh, look what I found the other day when I wasn't paying attention and walked two blocks past my bus stop: [link]
shrift - May 15, 2008 5:41:13 am PDT #6961 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Our receptionist, having gone to the doctor, has come in and announced to us all that she has a stomach virus.
"Hi, I have the screaming ponies. Every time I leave my desk, you'll all be wondering if I'm stinking up the bathroom! HAVE A NICE DAY."
Miracleman - May 15, 2008 5:41:35 am PDT #6962 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Our receptionist, having gone to the doctor, has come in and announced to us all that she has a stomach virus.
"...and I would like to share it with all of you. Merry Puking Christmas."
Dana - May 15, 2008 5:43:08 am PDT #6963 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
"...and I would like to share it with all of you. Merry Puking Christmas."
Yep! If she gets us all sick, we'll have to kill her, because we are TOO BUSY to get sick.
Gudanov - May 15, 2008 5:53:36 am PDT #6964 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
if it wasn't for the comments they found, which really deserved the abuse.
Those were something, racist, ignorant, and jaw-droppingly ignorant.
Happy Anniversary David S and JZ!
Frankenbuddha - May 15, 2008 6:03:35 am PDT #6965 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Those were something, racist, ignorant, and jaw-droppingly ignorant.
It made the Obama/monkey t-shirt a lot more understandable. Sadly.
tommyrot - May 15, 2008 6:08:37 am PDT #6966 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
My boss just put the company car up for sale on craigslist. It's a '91 Honda that's in OK shape except it has no brakes. He listed it for $200, and minutes after he made the post, his phone just started ringing off the hook. So annoying. He's been on the phone constantly, with other lines ringing too....
tommyrot - May 15, 2008 6:13:21 am PDT #6967 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
ARGH! STOP CALLING! STOP CALLING! THERE'S ONLY ONE CAR, NOT 20!