Our receptionist, having gone to the doctor, has come in and announced to us all that she has a stomach virus.
"...and I would like to share it with all of you. Merry Puking Christmas."
We use the latest in scientific technology and state-of-the-art weaponry and you, if I understand correctly, poke them with a sharp stick.
Dr. Walsh ,'Potential'
Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Miracleman - May 15, 2008 5:41:35 am PDT #6962 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Dana - May 15, 2008 5:43:08 am PDT #6963 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
"...and I would like to share it with all of you. Merry Puking Christmas."
Yep! If she gets us all sick, we'll have to kill her, because we are TOO BUSY to get sick.
Gudanov - May 15, 2008 5:53:36 am PDT #6964 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
if it wasn't for the comments they found, which really deserved the abuse.
Those were something, racist, ignorant, and jaw-droppingly ignorant.
Happy Anniversary David S and JZ!
Frankenbuddha - May 15, 2008 6:03:35 am PDT #6965 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Those were something, racist, ignorant, and jaw-droppingly ignorant.
It made the Obama/monkey t-shirt a lot more understandable. Sadly.
tommyrot - May 15, 2008 6:08:37 am PDT #6966 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
My boss just put the company car up for sale on craigslist. It's a '91 Honda that's in OK shape except it has no brakes. He listed it for $200, and minutes after he made the post, his phone just started ringing off the hook. So annoying. He's been on the phone constantly, with other lines ringing too....
tommyrot - May 15, 2008 6:13:21 am PDT #6967 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
ARGH! STOP CALLING! STOP CALLING! THERE'S ONLY ONE CAR, NOT 20!
Dana - May 15, 2008 6:15:00 am PDT #6968 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Hey, tommy, I hear your boss has a car for sale.
bon bon - May 15, 2008 6:16:25 am PDT #6969 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
The parts are worth more than $200. There's gotta be millions of Hondas from that era still in circulation.
Sophia Brooks - May 15, 2008 6:16:27 am PDT #6970 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
Do you think I could buy the car and have it shipped to me?
tommyrot - May 15, 2008 6:19:00 am PDT #6971 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Do you think I could buy the car and have it shipped to me?
Heh.
My boss took his # off the ad. Which is good, as calls were starting to come to my phone....