Get up...get up, you stupid piece of... What did you do that for? What's wrong with you? Didn't you hear a word he said? All of you! You think there's someone just going to drop money on you?! Money they could use?! Well, there ain't people like that. There's just people like me.

Jayne ,'Jaynestown'


Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Sparky1 - May 15, 2008 5:22:06 am PDT #6956 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

::imagines Aims picking up the phone to discover Dubya has a question about how something was done when she was there . . . and Aims telling him where he can file it::


lisah - May 15, 2008 5:28:12 am PDT #6957 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

shushing each other and eating delivery PieWorks (lisah, you remember them?) dessert pizza: cold crust, cream cheese-based sauce and fresh strawberries, kiwi, mandarin oranges and chocolate chips

Pieworks was one of the first things I saw when I drove into Greensboro and I was sadly disappointed that it was a pizza pie and not a pie pie place.


Dana - May 15, 2008 5:37:46 am PDT #6958 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Our receptionist, having gone to the doctor, has come in and announced to us all that she has a stomach virus.


Frankenbuddha - May 15, 2008 5:39:18 am PDT #6959 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Then again, who plays racquetball in a flooded court?

Whales, probably.

Speaking of politics, The Daily Show sure did a number on West Virginia last night.

He seriously did. I'd have been very uncomfortable with it if it wasn't for the comments they found, which really deserved the abuse.

Sings the "Happy Anniversary" song for the Zmayhems


brenda m - May 15, 2008 5:40:24 am PDT #6960 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Ooh, look what I found the other day when I wasn't paying attention and walked two blocks past my bus stop: [link]


shrift - May 15, 2008 5:41:13 am PDT #6961 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Our receptionist, having gone to the doctor, has come in and announced to us all that she has a stomach virus.

"Hi, I have the screaming ponies. Every time I leave my desk, you'll all be wondering if I'm stinking up the bathroom! HAVE A NICE DAY."


Miracleman - May 15, 2008 5:41:35 am PDT #6962 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Our receptionist, having gone to the doctor, has come in and announced to us all that she has a stomach virus.

"...and I would like to share it with all of you. Merry Puking Christmas."


Dana - May 15, 2008 5:43:08 am PDT #6963 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

"...and I would like to share it with all of you. Merry Puking Christmas."

Yep! If she gets us all sick, we'll have to kill her, because we are TOO BUSY to get sick.


Gudanov - May 15, 2008 5:53:36 am PDT #6964 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

if it wasn't for the comments they found, which really deserved the abuse.

Those were something, racist, ignorant, and jaw-droppingly ignorant.

Happy Anniversary David S and JZ!


Frankenbuddha - May 15, 2008 6:03:35 am PDT #6965 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Those were something, racist, ignorant, and jaw-droppingly ignorant.

It made the Obama/monkey t-shirt a lot more understandable. Sadly.