Spike: At least give me Wesley's office since he's gone. Angel: He's not gone. He's on a leave of absence. Spike: Yeah, right. Boo-hoo. Thought he killed his bloody father. Try staking your mother when she's coming on to you! Harmony: Well…that explains a lot.

'Destiny'


Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


megan walker - May 14, 2008 11:41:48 am PDT #6837 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Maybe someone is holding your stimulus check prisoner!


Wolfram - May 14, 2008 11:42:36 am PDT #6838 of 10001
Visilurking

That's odd. Can you call the jail and find out if it's a scam?


Jesse - May 14, 2008 11:42:46 am PDT #6839 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

We need an LA area roll call.


msbelle - May 14, 2008 11:42:57 am PDT #6840 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

count me in the freaked out camp.

maybe text the LA-istas and get a rollcall?


Pix - May 14, 2008 11:45:22 am PDT #6841 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.

I am not calling you from jail, Allyson. If this day keeps going like this, though, I may be later.


bon bon - May 14, 2008 11:48:55 am PDT #6842 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Hi Dad, I'm in JAIL!

Here's a tip: if you send a message along with Harry and David products, it gets printed on the outside of the box. So that's why the messenger was grinning ear to ear as he brought me this box of pears. It was the sarcastic use of "schnookie-lumps" by Bob Bob.


Allyson - May 14, 2008 11:49:07 am PDT #6843 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Let's see, Kristen is on AIM, Polgara just emailed...haven't talked to lori in awhile!

lori, are you in jail?

ita?


javachik - May 14, 2008 11:52:03 am PDT #6844 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

Rug roh. ita could've totally taken someone down with the nonsense she's been going through...


tommyrot - May 14, 2008 11:54:31 am PDT #6845 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Tim?


§ ita § - May 14, 2008 11:55:29 am PDT #6846 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm not in jail, sorry. And now I totally can't go, because I'd seem like a total copycat.