Inara: Mal, this isn't the ancient sea. You don't have to go down with your ship. Mal: She ain't going down. She ain't going anywhere.

'Out Of Gas'


Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Pix - May 14, 2008 11:45:22 am PDT #6841 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.

I am not calling you from jail, Allyson. If this day keeps going like this, though, I may be later.


bon bon - May 14, 2008 11:48:55 am PDT #6842 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Hi Dad, I'm in JAIL!

Here's a tip: if you send a message along with Harry and David products, it gets printed on the outside of the box. So that's why the messenger was grinning ear to ear as he brought me this box of pears. It was the sarcastic use of "schnookie-lumps" by Bob Bob.


Allyson - May 14, 2008 11:49:07 am PDT #6843 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Let's see, Kristen is on AIM, Polgara just emailed...haven't talked to lori in awhile!

lori, are you in jail?

ita?


javachik - May 14, 2008 11:52:03 am PDT #6844 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

Rug roh. ita could've totally taken someone down with the nonsense she's been going through...


tommyrot - May 14, 2008 11:54:31 am PDT #6845 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Tim?


§ ita § - May 14, 2008 11:55:29 am PDT #6846 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm not in jail, sorry. And now I totally can't go, because I'd seem like a total copycat.


Jesse - May 14, 2008 11:56:29 am PDT #6847 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I'm guessing if Tim can get online (which he can), he's not in the pokey.


Steph L. - May 14, 2008 11:56:59 am PDT #6848 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Wait, wait. If a collect call from a prison (actually, ANY collect call) doesn't identify who's calling, why in the hell would anyone accept?

That doesn't seem right.


Polter-Cow - May 14, 2008 11:58:16 am PDT #6849 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I'm guessing if Tim can get online (which he can), he's not in the pokey.

Maybe he's got a deal worked out with the Crime Dog.


lisah - May 14, 2008 11:58:42 am PDT #6850 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

If a collect call from a prison (actually, ANY collect call) doesn't identify who's calling, why in the hell would anyone accept?

Well if you knew you had a loved one in that jail you'd maybe accept.