I didn't create the troll. I didn't date the troll. In fact I hate the troll. I helped deflate the troll-- All done.

Willow ,'Potential'


Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Sophia Brooks - May 13, 2008 5:43:15 am PDT #6464 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I'm sorta' like that. Anything (work, schoolwork, etc) that requires a lot of concentration

it may also be that I don't really like what I do, so it requires concentration just to do it! (things like Data entry)


Jessica - May 13, 2008 5:43:42 am PDT #6465 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Well, if you yell at it while it destroys your furniture, at least it will look at you....

I don't need an anteater for that, I have a kid.


Steph L. - May 13, 2008 5:44:51 am PDT #6466 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

The owner says: "Tamanduas are very smart. They know how to open the fridge, open the doors... they know how to open the window, open drawers, open cabinets, open containers, climb the door frame, and respond to their name."

This does not sound like an ideal pet to me!

But -- it's a pet that you can tell, "Rover, go in the kitchen and get me a beer out of the fridge -- and open it," and it might just do it for you.

Of course, an animal that smart might also *drink* the beer, so that's a problem....


brenda m - May 13, 2008 5:45:55 am PDT #6467 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I used to work with someone who listened to NPR at her desk which would have been okay, except that I usually had it on in the morning before I came to work, and by 9 am they're pretty much recycling everything over and over, and it transformed into the most annoying thing ever, whereas new stuff would've been fairly easy to tune out.


Frankenbuddha - May 13, 2008 5:49:10 am PDT #6468 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

This does not sound like an ideal pet to me!

Maybe you can teach it to change diapers.


tommyrot - May 13, 2008 5:52:06 am PDT #6469 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Also, Baby aardvark!!

I guess they don't turn blue until they get older....


shrift - May 13, 2008 5:57:42 am PDT #6470 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Why has our irritating new receptionist chosen to turn up her radio today?

Cubicle Guys who talk about CSI sometimes turn on the radio. It makes me want to start chucking shit over the cubicle wall.

The only time I've played music other people could hear was when I shared an office with one other dude, and we discovered that we had similar music tastes. We worked weird hours, so after most people went home, we cranked Tool.


Sophia Brooks - May 13, 2008 6:00:29 am PDT #6471 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Oh, I do have to say that I work in a weird place where everyone, even the secretaries, has their own office. Well, when my student is here, she works in my office, but I let her choose the music most of the time. And we keep it low enough that the other offices can't hear!


Dana - May 13, 2008 6:05:27 am PDT #6472 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Fortunately, she's playing sort of big-band jazzy stuff. Stuff that I would normally like. If I weren't trying to WORK.


shrift - May 13, 2008 6:09:26 am PDT #6473 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

It's not time for lunch yet. This vexes me.