You're not gonna jokey-rhyme your way out of this one.

Willow ,'Sleeper'


Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Sophia Brooks - May 13, 2008 6:00:29 am PDT #6471 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Oh, I do have to say that I work in a weird place where everyone, even the secretaries, has their own office. Well, when my student is here, she works in my office, but I let her choose the music most of the time. And we keep it low enough that the other offices can't hear!


Dana - May 13, 2008 6:05:27 am PDT #6472 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Fortunately, she's playing sort of big-band jazzy stuff. Stuff that I would normally like. If I weren't trying to WORK.


shrift - May 13, 2008 6:09:26 am PDT #6473 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

It's not time for lunch yet. This vexes me.


Vortex - May 13, 2008 6:12:25 am PDT #6474 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

and me as well. I will have coffee and hope that appeases my stomach.


Frankenbuddha - May 13, 2008 6:14:02 am PDT #6475 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

If I weren't trying to WORK.

See, THERE'S your problem.


tommyrot - May 13, 2008 6:14:11 am PDT #6476 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

A very big cow: [link]

The Guinness Book of Records is trying to determine if this is the Biggest! Cow! Evah!


Frankenbuddha - May 13, 2008 6:17:30 am PDT #6477 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

That is one enormous cow. Maybe it's...APOCALYPSE COW!!!

You don't want to be involved in a cow tipping incident gone horribly wrong.


tommyrot - May 13, 2008 6:20:37 am PDT #6478 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I just noticed this typo in one of the captions:

Despite his grand stature, Chilli only grazes on grass during the day and enjoys the occasional swede as a treat

The cow eats Swedes? Maybe that's how it got so big....


Nora Deirdre - May 13, 2008 6:23:10 am PDT #6479 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

a swede is a rutabega I think. Some sort of root vegetable in non-USian parlance.


shrift - May 13, 2008 6:24:35 am PDT #6480 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

BTW, Dana? Booking flights now.