I'm so evil and... skanky. And I think I'm kinda gay.

Willow ,'Storyteller'


Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


shrift - May 13, 2008 5:57:42 am PDT #6470 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Why has our irritating new receptionist chosen to turn up her radio today?

Cubicle Guys who talk about CSI sometimes turn on the radio. It makes me want to start chucking shit over the cubicle wall.

The only time I've played music other people could hear was when I shared an office with one other dude, and we discovered that we had similar music tastes. We worked weird hours, so after most people went home, we cranked Tool.


Sophia Brooks - May 13, 2008 6:00:29 am PDT #6471 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Oh, I do have to say that I work in a weird place where everyone, even the secretaries, has their own office. Well, when my student is here, she works in my office, but I let her choose the music most of the time. And we keep it low enough that the other offices can't hear!


Dana - May 13, 2008 6:05:27 am PDT #6472 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Fortunately, she's playing sort of big-band jazzy stuff. Stuff that I would normally like. If I weren't trying to WORK.


shrift - May 13, 2008 6:09:26 am PDT #6473 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

It's not time for lunch yet. This vexes me.


Vortex - May 13, 2008 6:12:25 am PDT #6474 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

and me as well. I will have coffee and hope that appeases my stomach.


Frankenbuddha - May 13, 2008 6:14:02 am PDT #6475 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

If I weren't trying to WORK.

See, THERE'S your problem.


tommyrot - May 13, 2008 6:14:11 am PDT #6476 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

A very big cow: [link]

The Guinness Book of Records is trying to determine if this is the Biggest! Cow! Evah!


Frankenbuddha - May 13, 2008 6:17:30 am PDT #6477 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

That is one enormous cow. Maybe it's...APOCALYPSE COW!!!

You don't want to be involved in a cow tipping incident gone horribly wrong.


tommyrot - May 13, 2008 6:20:37 am PDT #6478 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I just noticed this typo in one of the captions:

Despite his grand stature, Chilli only grazes on grass during the day and enjoys the occasional swede as a treat

The cow eats Swedes? Maybe that's how it got so big....


Nora Deirdre - May 13, 2008 6:23:10 am PDT #6479 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

a swede is a rutabega I think. Some sort of root vegetable in non-USian parlance.