Can't drink, smoke, diddle my willy. Doesn't leave much to do other than watch you blokes stumble around playing Agatha Christie.

Spike ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - May 10, 2008 2:45:30 pm PDT #6109 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

OMG, now I'm watching Thursday's Colbert, and it's SO AWESOME.


sumi - May 10, 2008 2:51:54 pm PDT #6110 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

I just lost a contact lens in possibly the most idiotic way I have ever lost one: my eyes have been feeling dry so I took the contact out intending to hold it up to the light to see if it was smudged (why do I do this?) and I turned to the light and pressed my fingertips together and it went flying and I have NO IDEA where. It was in the midst of my sofa - with all the pillows and throws and stacks of library books and I've looked for it and found nothing. . .

But things I did do right: went to get my passport renewed and also picked up lots of books at the library.


Matt the Bruins fan - May 10, 2008 3:54:09 pm PDT #6111 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I am not happy. We just had a tornado cell blow over, and in the aftermath my living room ceiling sprang 3 minor leaks. To add insult to injury, when the power came back on the flare of light made me think the candle in my bedroom had caught something on fire and while jumping up I punched a pen through my pocket and left an inkstain on my fairly new white couch.


Theodosia - May 10, 2008 4:00:08 pm PDT #6112 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Crow pose! Yeah, the teachers referred to it a lot as bakasana. I never held it for more than a moment, but I did get to the point where I really was balanced properly, and could feel it. Practically my only moment of yoga triumph to date. Then I had to quit because of my shoulder and haven't gotten back to it yet.

I gained big time karma points today by helping a friend finish painting her apartment.Now to figure out what to do with the rest of my evening....


msbelle - May 10, 2008 4:49:00 pm PDT #6113 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Good lord Matt. Get a drink and possibly two. Hairspray will help with ink stains, best if you can get the fabric off the couch to run water clear through it.

Kat - I wore jeans and two t-shirts and addidas yoga shoes.

I am in such a yoga envy place. I need to see if the Y has any classes that I could take on Sat or Sun.

I am also in burb envy. Our friends we went to hang with today have a house with about the same square footage as our apt, but then this nice yard. I want a yard, but then I think of having to drive and possibly find a new job and and, staying put is a better deal.


Burrell - May 10, 2008 4:54:06 pm PDT #6114 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I love my yard except I'm not so keen on the upkeep. But you've seen my backyard. It doesn't need a mower, it need a rototiller.


msbelle - May 10, 2008 4:57:10 pm PDT #6115 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

well yeah, that is the other side of it. I really want a yard AND all the free time I'd need to keep it up with a veggie garden and flower beds. The whole image is pure fantasy which is why staying put needs to become my mantra and I need to see the joy in staying put.


Jesse - May 10, 2008 5:01:04 pm PDT #6116 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

My parents just put sod in their postage-stamp front yard. It's kind of hilarious -- really classes up the place in a way it's never been before!


Glamcookie - May 10, 2008 5:53:11 pm PDT #6117 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

x-post with Bitches cause I needs to know in case anyone asks:

I made a salad for Mother's Day brunch tomorrow (Panzanella). Delicious, but I'm not sure how to pronounce Panzanella! Is it pan-zan-AYAH or pan-zan-ELLAH?


sarameg - May 10, 2008 5:59:34 pm PDT #6118 of 10001

My brother may defend his dissertation in Sept. Eeek! I want him to go post-doc-ing to whoever can help him most, but if it were here, it would be AWESOME. Not holding out hope for that, but still. I'm good at ridiculous hope schemes.

And if he lands in southern CA (his ideal) I'm so making you S.CA people help him. And be traumatized by him.