EDDIE BAUER. I haven't tried there yet for cargo pants! NEW MISSION.
Sir? I'd like you to take the helm, please. I need this man to tear all my clothes off.
Zoe ,'Serenity'
Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
shrift - Apr 09, 2008 7:45:19 am PDT #603 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
juliana - Apr 09, 2008 7:53:53 am PDT #604 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
Let's not start today over, let's just fast-forward it.
Shir! Your mom's bad-ass! Go her!!
Noah in Rocket Scientist t-shirt = TOO MUCH CUTE. SPLODIATION FROM CUTE.
lisah, can you maybe get a hot plate? That way you can at least make stove-top food. Or, yes, a camping stove.
Protests and counter-protests were already starting as I did my morning run. The spokesperson for China's Foreign Ministry is all strident about the "lawbreakers" along the torch route. Dear China - last I looked, protesting was not illegal in France, Britain, or here. Shut it.
Glamcookie - Apr 09, 2008 7:55:04 am PDT #605 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
I heard about this crash on the traffic report this morning. Sad. [link]
meara - Apr 09, 2008 8:10:55 am PDT #606 of 10001
My mom just called. She was walking in a mall, when suddenly she saw a shadow in the corner of her eye and felt someone touching her bag. She turned around and punched the guy, hard.
Damn, that is AWESOME. The kind of thing I always hope I'd do, but probably wouldn't. (Er, well, the punching a pickpocket thing, not punching someone I know trying to surprise me)
I wish that every woman that was brushed up against grossly on the subway, or worse grabbed in anyway would take an open hand slap to the guy's crotch.
Ew. But that would involve my hand and his crotch. Can't I like, elbow him in the crotch or something?
I just heard on the radio that there is a HOT TUB in the middle of hte highway, causing traffic accidents. Er...
§ ita § - Apr 09, 2008 8:17:36 am PDT #607 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
This is making my mouth water. I love a good unsalted butter.
Meara, if you slap openhanded you can cup with the fingertips and also smack from behind the nuts. Rumour has it that this exacerbates the whole thing. Plus, the closer your elbow is to his crotch, the closer your face is.
brenda m - Apr 09, 2008 8:20:58 am PDT #608 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
ita, there are some Amish ladies at the farmer's market by my office who sell logs of fresh butter that would kill you ded. So amazing.
Jesse - Apr 09, 2008 8:29:30 am PDT #609 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Ew. But that would involve my hand and his crotch.
Oh yeah, that was my reaction as well.
shrift - Apr 09, 2008 8:35:03 am PDT #610 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
So I posted about the Cargo Pants Situation and people keep telling me to try on men's cargo pants.
I don't think that's going to work, considering that I'm short and not thin. Also, I have no idea what I'd be in men's sizing. Women's sizing is difficult enough.
Lee - Apr 09, 2008 8:36:58 am PDT #611 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
I just had a syringe fall out of my lunch bag while someone was in my office.
That was fun.
Kat - Apr 09, 2008 8:38:03 am PDT #612 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Men's sizing makes so much more sense. Waist measurement & inseam measurement.
FEH. After two days of off site meetings , plus not having been at this location since last tuesday, I find it hard to remember what I am doing.