Ew. But that would involve my hand and his crotch.

Oh yeah, that was my reaction as well.

So I posted about the Cargo Pants Situation and people keep telling me to try on men's cargo pants.

I don't think that's going to work, considering that I'm short and not thin. Also, I have no idea what I'd be in men's sizing. Women's sizing is difficult enough.

I just had a syringe fall out of my lunch bag while someone was in my office.

That was fun.

Men's sizing makes so much more sense. Waist measurement & inseam measurement.

FEH. After two days of off site meetings , plus not having been at this location since last tuesday, I find it hard to remember what I am doing.

I need tax help! I am so confused!

I get company stock options. Last year, I made a same-day sale of some of these options.

Now, that showed up in my W-2 in Box 14, labeled ISOGN.

But I also have a 1099-B in my E*Trade account, so I have to fill out a Schedule D somehow.

I'm using three different online tax programs: TurboTax, TaxACT, and H&R Block's TaxCut.

The first two programs only ask for the cost of the shares (which is not on the 1099-B but I think is the number of shares I sold times the strike price, plus the commission and fee) and then the revenue (which is on the 1099-B). They come out with a capital gain of approximately the amount I made on the sale and tax accordingly.

HRBlock, on the other hand, calculates the cost-basis differently. It asks me for the cost of the shares and then how much of the income was declared in my W-2. It also asks the amount for the AMT, which looks to be the gross revenue (number of shares times stock price). It comes out with a very small capital gain that I don't really understand, since I'm not sure why the ISOGN amount on my W-2 isn't the same amount I actually made from the transaction.

The gist of it is that HRBlock is telling me I owe a few thousand dollars less than the other two. How does taxing stock options work? I feel like if it's on my W-2, it should be getting taxed there (and there was no withholding on it, so I expected to pay some amount of taxes on it), but then filling out the Schedule D seems to cause that same amount to be taxed twice.

Men's sizing makes so much more sense.

Oh, I know! I just don't know my inseam and we're just ignoring what my waist measurement is right now, thank you.

it's a quick slap, not a grab. effective and easiest thing to do while both people standing. that or stunguns, you all know how I love a stungun.

flea will be along in a moment to tell you that people who don't have a big waist/hip difference might generally be happy in men's trousers. I think she still wears men's jeans.

I don't any more, because there comes that time when you can pull down on your fully-buttoned jeans and almost tug them off your body without unbuttoning them. On the up side, however, men's jeans usually do have a longer rise than women's jeans in the same size.

I am annoyed with my sweet coffee concotion purchase. I want a B&R Cap Blast, but no B&R really close, so I got a thing from Cinnabon- WAY too sweet. I tried to combine with a cup of unsweetened decaf coffee, but it is still too sweet, and then it slopped all over me. HATE.

Men's sizing makes so much more sense.

Varying hip to waist ratios are a bear.

I'm reading this article on brain disease and am fascinated on many fronts. There's the angle that the artist with a given disease became so fixated on the work of the composer with the same disease that exemplifies it so. Then there's the fact that she got this so clearly. And, I was aware of the left brain/right brain logic/art distinction, but that article implies there's a posterior/frontal distinction that further subdivides the brain into meaningful clumps--if right posterior is the well of artistic creativity, what's left posterior? Right frontal?