And remember, if you hurt her, I will beat you to death with a shovel.

Willow ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Kat - May 08, 2008 11:11:02 am PDT #5676 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

In non breeder news,

I am cleaning out my office (4 more days here... only 4 more days and tomorrow I'm leaving early!). I was thrilled to find a can of aerosol cheese as I didn't pack a lunch. Several calories (and a ton of sodium) later and I'm so happy. No crackers necessary!

edited to make Sox look crazy


Jesse - May 08, 2008 11:12:58 am PDT #5677 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

ION, I don't think I interviewed this girl for long enough. I was done in a half hour. Does that seem right? It's basically an entry-level job, so I figure there's not that much to ask.


hippocampus - May 08, 2008 11:13:32 am PDT #5678 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

I was thrilled to find a can of aerosole cheese

aerosoles makes cheese? You're eating shoe cheese?


Kat - May 08, 2008 11:13:41 am PDT #5679 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Advice:

I want to change this sentence

This course is designed to teach ....

to something other than "this course is intended to teach...."

It's the first sentence of the syllabus and I can't get it quite right.


brenda m - May 08, 2008 11:14:32 am PDT #5680 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I hate doing interviews, and I don't think I necessarily do them very well, so I couldn't say.

Am I the only one who thought msbelle was pledging to call her lawyer an ass once a week? (Which I happen to think is a great plan.)


Allyson - May 08, 2008 11:14:37 am PDT #5681 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I'm starting to get scared about the whole fertility thing. But finding a partner? Unpossible.


Kat - May 08, 2008 11:14:44 am PDT #5682 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Damn. I'm so shoe happy that I fucked that one up... aerosol obviously!


Tamara - May 08, 2008 11:14:50 am PDT #5683 of 10001
You know, we could experiment and cancel football.

Half an hour for an entry level position? Plenty long enough. The only things you need to know are: Can I get along with you? Are they smart enough to pick things up quickly?


Gudanov - May 08, 2008 11:15:11 am PDT #5684 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

This course will teach... ?


Jesse - May 08, 2008 11:16:25 am PDT #5685 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

It's the first sentence of the syllabus and I can't get it quite right.

This course will teach?

Half an hour for an entry level position? Plenty long enough. The only things you need to know are: Can I get along with you? Are you smart enough to pick things up quickly?

Thank you! That's exactly what I was thinking, too.