I'm starting to get scared about the whole fertility thing. But finding a partner? Unpossible.
Wash: You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress? Jayne: I'll chip in. Zoe: I can hurt you.
'Shindig'
Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Allyson - May 08, 2008 11:14:37 am PDT #5681 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Kat - May 08, 2008 11:14:44 am PDT #5682 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Damn. I'm so shoe happy that I fucked that one up... aerosol obviously!
Tamara - May 08, 2008 11:14:50 am PDT #5683 of 10001
You know, we could experiment and cancel football.
Half an hour for an entry level position? Plenty long enough. The only things you need to know are: Can I get along with you? Are they smart enough to pick things up quickly?
Gudanov - May 08, 2008 11:15:11 am PDT #5684 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
This course will teach... ?
Jesse - May 08, 2008 11:16:25 am PDT #5685 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
It's the first sentence of the syllabus and I can't get it quite right.
This course will teach?
Half an hour for an entry level position? Plenty long enough. The only things you need to know are: Can I get along with you? Are you smart enough to pick things up quickly?
Thank you! That's exactly what I was thinking, too.
Scrappy - May 08, 2008 11:16:36 am PDT #5686 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
In adopting-but-not-a-child news, our new standard poodle arrives tomorrow. He is 2 and has lived with a crazy dog hoarder all his life. She is 86 and had a mild stroke and the animal rescue people are working with her daughter to place all her dogs while she is in the hospital, so when she gets home she will just have one or two. We met him at the dog adoption fair (where we went just to "look" Ha!) and he has been over and met our dog and cats and all seemed pretty cool. I am excited and worried and hope all goes well. I am trying to get in touch with my inner Cesar Milan, in case she needs a lot of training.
P.M. Marc - May 08, 2008 11:16:45 am PDT #5687 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Oh, I'm happy for friends who start trying and get pregnant with little drama or worry. AFTER my initial reaction of split-second crankitude.
And as long as people don't go all self-righteous about their glorious birth experiences, and how if you were only doing it right, you too could have an unattended waterbirth while whales sang to you, I'm thrilled when people have trouble-free pregnancies and the birth they wanted.
amych - May 08, 2008 11:16:49 am PDT #5688 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
In this course, you will learn...?
hippocampus - May 08, 2008 11:17:03 am PDT #5689 of 10001
not your mom's socks.
"The focus of this course ..."
"This course will focus on..."
"The AP Literature curriculum is designed to ..."
brenda m - May 08, 2008 11:18:00 am PDT #5690 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
This course is designed to teach ....
This course teaches? You will learn? This course will address?