...because God knows you need some satisfaction in life besides shagging Captain Cardboard! And I never really liked you anyway. And you have stupid hair!

Spike ,'Selfless'


Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - May 05, 2008 10:16:54 am PDT #4962 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

It was a herding cats sort of a task, so it feels weird to finally have it checked off. No worries--I'm sure its place will be filled with five more catherding tasks before lunch is over. Speaking of which, where is my appetite? I didn't even make it through breakfast popcorn!

Speaking of food, my sister wants me to pimp her friend's food blog. I haven't had a chance to look at it in detail, but it is certainly very pretty, and my sister is the sort of person that makes friends with the kind of obsessives that would make good quality blog, iffen you know what I mean.

What unavailability, Kat?


Kat - May 05, 2008 10:20:31 am PDT #4963 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Well, I'm on loan to your employer, ita, until May 31. The contract with your employer and the district ends on May 21. I am being picked up for an extra month at School Site A for the month of June. In my mind and your employer's mind, I am therefore not able to work at the School Site (especially legally since the contract is done) from May 22 to June 1. The principal doesn't like that idea.


Burrell - May 05, 2008 10:21:29 am PDT #4964 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I'm annoyed because I can't get that slide show to work, all it gives me is a stupid ad for Dodge. Lame-o. And I so wanted some distraction from grading.


Kat - May 05, 2008 10:22:47 am PDT #4965 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

I'm stoked! There's a Milk and Bookies event (which benefits First Book) at the end of the month that I'll take Noah too. But what cracks me up is how Hadyn What'shername looks in the picture of her reading at the last event.


Kathy A - May 05, 2008 10:29:19 am PDT #4966 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

I felt dizzy when I stood up to go to lunch about an hour ago and mentioned it to the receptionist while I was chatting with her after I got my meal to eat back at my desk. She very sweetly sent over one of our trained CPR employees to make sure I was all right just now!

(I'm not as lightheaded due to actually eating something solid for the first time since yesterday's breakfast, but I cannot get warm, no matter how hard I try.)


Burrell - May 05, 2008 10:34:06 am PDT #4967 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Paper tiaras RULE!


Nora Deirdre - May 05, 2008 10:35:05 am PDT #4968 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

I'm not as lightheaded due to actually eating something solid for the first time since yesterday's breakfast, but I cannot get warm, no matter how hard I try

Er, that's not good Kathy. Can you go home and get some quality bed time in?


shrift - May 05, 2008 10:36:11 am PDT #4969 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I think I need to stab today to death, dismember it, and then find someplace to conceal the evidence. Anybody got a spare basement or root cellar?


Kathy A - May 05, 2008 10:37:56 am PDT #4970 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

I think I'm going to try and leave an hour or so early (by 5:00) and then take a long nap in my bed (which I just made up with fresh sheets this morning, so yay for thinking ahead!). It's already 2:37 here, so I only have another 2+ hours to go.

(My boss is on the road for a business trip, otherwise I'd ask her if I could go home now.)


Steph L. - May 05, 2008 10:39:41 am PDT #4971 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Anybody got a spare basement or root cellar?

If it means you can kick today's ass, you're welcome to my basement.