Elliot: I thought I said discreet. Gwen: What, do you see nipple?

'Just Rewards (2)'


Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


meara - May 05, 2008 7:43:23 am PDT #4939 of 10001

Arrrrrgh.

Internet was working just fine when I was on my laptop in teh living room. I think "I need to get work going", walk into the office, turn on that computer...internet decided to disappear. WTF? NO idea why. Luckily, neighbors have not protected their wifi. Hrmph. Internet better come back soon...


Kat - May 05, 2008 7:46:43 am PDT #4940 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

It makes the reincarnation religions make so much sense, doesn't it? Their ultimate goal is to break the cycle and have just one long Saturday forever and ever.

But with my luck, it would be just one long Monday forever and ever. That must be the Christian hell.

The disappearing internet sounds not so fun, meara.


Liese S. - May 05, 2008 7:55:19 am PDT #4941 of 10001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Yeah, one long Saturday wouldn't work for me, especially as we had lessons starting at 8:00 and going until 4:30, then recording starting at 5:30 and going until 10:00 this past Saturday. Tiring.


tommyrot - May 05, 2008 7:57:55 am PDT #4942 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

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Daisy Jane - May 05, 2008 8:03:26 am PDT #4943 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I say we all go home and pretend today is not happening.


hippocampus - May 05, 2008 8:03:55 am PDT #4944 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

I say we all go home and pretend today is not happening.

this.


tommyrot - May 05, 2008 8:08:08 am PDT #4945 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Gynecologists say the darndest things

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Lee - May 05, 2008 8:08:09 am PDT #4946 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I say we elect Daisy Jane She Who Must Be Obeyed.


Shir - May 05, 2008 8:13:13 am PDT #4947 of 10001
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

I say we all go home and pretend today is not happening.

Yes.

Also, I'm listening to live set of Katamine now. One of the songs called "Whores". Now imagine me, in a house full of semi-religious people (not orthodox, but they're religious), saying with glee "Yay! Whores!" (because I could recognize it!).

Because that's what happened.


hippocampus - May 05, 2008 8:17:56 am PDT #4948 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

oh Evil Flash Video Encoder. why do you taunt me?