I say we all go home and pretend today is not happening.
this.
And we live to fight another day.
Mal ,'Objects In Space'
Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
hippocampus - May 05, 2008 8:03:55 am PDT #4944 of 10001
not your mom's socks.
tommyrot - May 05, 2008 8:08:08 am PDT #4945 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Gynecologists say the darndest things
We asked women around the country to share their tales of being the ultimate captive audience for aspiring comedians or just otherwise awkward practitioners of the vaginal arts. These are their stories.
Lee - May 05, 2008 8:08:09 am PDT #4946 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
I say we elect Daisy Jane She Who Must Be Obeyed.
Shir - May 05, 2008 8:13:13 am PDT #4947 of 10001
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
I say we all go home and pretend today is not happening.
Yes.
Also, I'm listening to live set of Katamine now. One of the songs called "Whores". Now imagine me, in a house full of semi-religious people (not orthodox, but they're religious), saying with glee "Yay! Whores!" (because I could recognize it!).
Because that's what happened.
hippocampus - May 05, 2008 8:17:56 am PDT #4948 of 10001
not your mom's socks.
oh Evil Flash Video Encoder. why do you taunt me?
Daisy Jane - May 05, 2008 8:18:11 am PDT #4949 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
I'm getting lectured by my friend's boyfriend about how to properly express my concern that she just got out of an abusive relationship and is now considering moving across the country with his shady ass (I've mostly been fine with the whole thing until this "Move to LA and let's get marrrrrrieeeeed crap came up).
sarameg - May 05, 2008 8:25:12 am PDT #4950 of 10001
I believe the fact he is lecturing you is grounds for are you fucking insane!? Bad idea! being a proper way to express concern.
Mnrph.
Daisy Jane - May 05, 2008 8:29:24 am PDT #4951 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Well, he's right that the timing and manner was poor. It's the "Are you sure this is really what you're worried about?" Yeah, dude. I'm 33, have plenty of close friends both here and as far away as Australia. I'm not upset my best friend is moving to LA. I'm worried that she's moving for you.
There's just something really grating when someone (and it really chafes when it's a guy) tries to tell me what my motivations are.
Vortex - May 05, 2008 8:30:15 am PDT #4952 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
I'm getting lectured by my friend's boyfriend about how to properly express my concern that she just got out of an abusive relationship and is now considering moving across the country with his shady ass (I've mostly been fine with the whole thing until this "Move to LA and let's get marrrrrrieeeeed crap came up).
I would properly express my opinion by saying "fuck you"
Kat - May 05, 2008 8:31:00 am PDT #4953 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Does lecturing ever end well?