You know, my big sister could really beat the crap out of her. I mean, really really.

Dawn ,'Storyteller'


Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Liese S. - May 05, 2008 7:55:19 am PDT #4941 of 10001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Yeah, one long Saturday wouldn't work for me, especially as we had lessons starting at 8:00 and going until 4:30, then recording starting at 5:30 and going until 10:00 this past Saturday. Tiring.


tommyrot - May 05, 2008 7:57:55 am PDT #4942 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

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Daisy Jane - May 05, 2008 8:03:26 am PDT #4943 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I say we all go home and pretend today is not happening.


hippocampus - May 05, 2008 8:03:55 am PDT #4944 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

I say we all go home and pretend today is not happening.

this.


tommyrot - May 05, 2008 8:08:08 am PDT #4945 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Gynecologists say the darndest things

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Lee - May 05, 2008 8:08:09 am PDT #4946 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I say we elect Daisy Jane She Who Must Be Obeyed.


Shir - May 05, 2008 8:13:13 am PDT #4947 of 10001
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

I say we all go home and pretend today is not happening.

Yes.

Also, I'm listening to live set of Katamine now. One of the songs called "Whores". Now imagine me, in a house full of semi-religious people (not orthodox, but they're religious), saying with glee "Yay! Whores!" (because I could recognize it!).

Because that's what happened.


hippocampus - May 05, 2008 8:17:56 am PDT #4948 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

oh Evil Flash Video Encoder. why do you taunt me?


Daisy Jane - May 05, 2008 8:18:11 am PDT #4949 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I'm getting lectured by my friend's boyfriend about how to properly express my concern that she just got out of an abusive relationship and is now considering moving across the country with his shady ass (I've mostly been fine with the whole thing until this "Move to LA and let's get marrrrrrieeeeed crap came up).


sarameg - May 05, 2008 8:25:12 am PDT #4950 of 10001

I believe the fact he is lecturing you is grounds for are you fucking insane!? Bad idea! being a proper way to express concern.

Mnrph.