You'd never make it. I'd rip your spine out before you got half a step. Those little legs wouldn't be much good without one of those.
Glory ,'The Killer In Me'
Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
sumi - May 01, 2008 11:29:50 am PDT #4524 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!
bon bon - May 01, 2008 11:48:04 am PDT #4525 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
My mom just forwarded me Lolcats. Time it everyone! That's one year for a trend to start on the internets, and get to moms!
Glamcookie - May 01, 2008 11:53:40 am PDT #4526 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
Anthony Stewart Head on Paris Hilton:
Former Buffy the Vampire Slayer star Anthony Head has described Paris Hilton as "sweet" and "odd".
The actor, who starred opposite the socialite in the upcoming Repo: The Genetic Opera, told The Guardian: "Oh, she's really sweet. She's odd, bless her, but I guess you'd have to be. I liked her, we got on fine. She just kind of curled up in her make-up chair and then occasionally fell asleep as her make-up was being put on, because all the time we were there she was out hosting parties.
"That's what she does for a career when she's not acting - she turns up to parties and they pay her. She was flying off all over the place so she was a bit knackered.
"She seemed a bit of a lost soul, a bit of a little girl in a strange world of somebody's making. I don't know whose."
Head's new series The Invisibles begins tonight on BBC One.
tommyrot - May 01, 2008 11:55:29 am PDT #4527 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Just got back from the dentist. I was sure I had cavities, as when I eat candy I have these two teeth that will hurt. But no cavities - just the enamel on those teeth (which already have fillings from when I was 10) was getting thin.
So yay. Also got a sample of Sensodyne Pronamel.
Jesse - May 01, 2008 11:56:05 am PDT #4528 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
bon bon, was the email amusing enough for Postcards From Your Momma? Then the internet would swallow itself.
Tamara - May 01, 2008 11:58:13 am PDT #4529 of 10001
You know, we could experiment and cancel football.
Kat, I used to work for that division of Disney. Those things sell pretty well.
hippocampus - May 01, 2008 12:02:05 pm PDT #4530 of 10001
not your mom's socks.
Kat - ask Rachel for her list of kiddie-ideas-gone-wrong.
bon bon - May 01, 2008 12:04:41 pm PDT #4531 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
bon bon, was the email amusing enough for Postcards From Your Momma? Then the internet would swallow itself.
In one year she will be sending me the link to Postcards from Your Momma. It will read:
"Do I Talk like this? ha ha I am taking a day off from work this week. YOu should email me more often............"
Steph L. - May 01, 2008 12:04:55 pm PDT #4532 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Postcards From Your Momma
I don't know how I wasn't aware of this site before. It makes me feel SO much better about my weird mom.
Although I could probably send most of her e-mails to them -- they would definitely qualify.
Jesse - May 01, 2008 12:06:30 pm PDT #4533 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I wish I had some classics from my mother. Although I don't know that they'd translate. However, every one closes with "xoxo MOM," which is charming, I think.