Well, as my aunt likes to say, "Je n'ai pas toujours raison, mais j'ai rarement tort" (I'm not always right but I'm rarely wrong).
'Get It Done'
Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Is that the movie with Johnny Depp?
Huh! Could be! It looks like they're filming The Unborn and Public Enemies right now. Mmm, Idris Elba. Man, why can't I run into him at Walgreens?
I had a really porny dream about Thandie Newton last night.
I can see raisins being useful in cookies. Like, when you want to trick someone into thinking there's chocolate chips in your cookies....
So you could run into Johnny Depp and/or Idris Elba? That ought to help keep hope alive.
I had a really porny dream about Thandie Newton last night.
Now I'm going to have a porny dream about you having a porny dream about Thandie Newton tonight.
chocolate chips in oatmeal cookies sometimes trick me into thinking they are raisins. Bad chips! It's the only time I don't want chocolate.
I rarely post in natter, but I feel compelled to state that raisins never belong in cookies. Ever.
They belong in carrot and raisin salad and waldorf salad. Maybe some trail mix, but never ever in cookies.
Now I'm going to have a porny dream about you having a porny dream about Thandie Newton tonight.
I have this "The Truth About Charlie" long-sleeved T. In the dream whenever I'd wear it people would stop me and ask, "what is the truth about Charlie?" (in real life this has only happened to me once) and I had taken to replying, "I fucked Thandie Newton." (needless to say, this never happened) ...so in the dream Thandie came after me, like really mad, that I had been saying this and I was all, "back off lady, it's just a joke- public figure and all blah blah..." and then she was all pouty and sad, "what, don't you wanna?" then the dream got much better.
and then she was all pouty and sad, "what, don't you wanna?" then the dream got much better.
Heh.