I had a really porny dream about Thandie Newton last night.
Patron: That girl is a witch. Mal: Yeah, but she's our witch.
'Safe'
Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Laga - Apr 07, 2008 11:57:16 am PDT #47 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
tommyrot - Apr 07, 2008 11:57:42 am PDT #48 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I can see raisins being useful in cookies. Like, when you want to trick someone into thinking there's chocolate chips in your cookies....
sumi - Apr 07, 2008 11:58:53 am PDT #49 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!
So you could run into Johnny Depp and/or Idris Elba? That ought to help keep hope alive.
Sean K - Apr 07, 2008 11:59:05 am PDT #50 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
I had a really porny dream about Thandie Newton last night.
Now I'm going to have a porny dream about you having a porny dream about Thandie Newton tonight.
Laga - Apr 07, 2008 12:00:33 pm PDT #51 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
chocolate chips in oatmeal cookies sometimes trick me into thinking they are raisins. Bad chips! It's the only time I don't want chocolate.
Tamara - Apr 07, 2008 12:01:39 pm PDT #52 of 10001
You know, we could experiment and cancel football.
I rarely post in natter, but I feel compelled to state that raisins never belong in cookies. Ever.
They belong in carrot and raisin salad and waldorf salad. Maybe some trail mix, but never ever in cookies.
Laga - Apr 07, 2008 12:05:32 pm PDT #53 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Now I'm going to have a porny dream about you having a porny dream about Thandie Newton tonight.
I have this "The Truth About Charlie" long-sleeved T. In the dream whenever I'd wear it people would stop me and ask, "what is the truth about Charlie?" (in real life this has only happened to me once) and I had taken to replying, "I fucked Thandie Newton." (needless to say, this never happened) ...so in the dream Thandie came after me, like really mad, that I had been saying this and I was all, "back off lady, it's just a joke- public figure and all blah blah..." and then she was all pouty and sad, "what, don't you wanna?" then the dream got much better.
tommyrot - Apr 07, 2008 12:06:36 pm PDT #54 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
and then she was all pouty and sad, "what, don't you wanna?" then the dream got much better.
Heh.
lisah - Apr 07, 2008 12:06:57 pm PDT #55 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
People! I know we've been over this before. Black raisins only belong in that pie I'm going to have to eat in Hell.
shrift - Apr 07, 2008 12:07:17 pm PDT #56 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Oh! And y'all who care about the MCR stuff have heard about the Mikeyway shenanigans, right?