So you could run into Johnny Depp and/or Idris Elba? That ought to help keep hope alive.
Cordelia ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'
Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
I had a really porny dream about Thandie Newton last night.
Now I'm going to have a porny dream about you having a porny dream about Thandie Newton tonight.
chocolate chips in oatmeal cookies sometimes trick me into thinking they are raisins. Bad chips! It's the only time I don't want chocolate.
I rarely post in natter, but I feel compelled to state that raisins never belong in cookies. Ever.
They belong in carrot and raisin salad and waldorf salad. Maybe some trail mix, but never ever in cookies.
Now I'm going to have a porny dream about you having a porny dream about Thandie Newton tonight.
I have this "The Truth About Charlie" long-sleeved T. In the dream whenever I'd wear it people would stop me and ask, "what is the truth about Charlie?" (in real life this has only happened to me once) and I had taken to replying, "I fucked Thandie Newton." (needless to say, this never happened) ...so in the dream Thandie came after me, like really mad, that I had been saying this and I was all, "back off lady, it's just a joke- public figure and all blah blah..." and then she was all pouty and sad, "what, don't you wanna?" then the dream got much better.
and then she was all pouty and sad, "what, don't you wanna?" then the dream got much better.
Heh.
People! I know we've been over this before. Black raisins only belong in that pie I'm going to have to eat in Hell.
Oh! And y'all who care about the MCR stuff have heard about the Mikeyway shenanigans, right?
Oh! And y'all who care about the MCR stuff have heard about the Mikeyway shenanigans, right?
Which Mikeyway sheanigans? The t-shirt, or something else?
I rarely post in natter, but I feel compelled to state that raisins never belong in cookies. Ever.
Raisins don't belong in ANYTHING. Especially my mouth.