We're still working on a plan, but so far it involves being sent to prison and becoming somebody's bitch.

Fred ,'Just Rewards (2)'


Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Laga - Apr 08, 2008 2:45:41 pm PDT #431 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I don't recall seeing ita post today.


Tom Scola - Apr 08, 2008 2:47:36 pm PDT #432 of 10001
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

She hasn't posted all day. I was wondering about how she would react to Monty Hall giving her a goat.


Lee - Apr 08, 2008 2:51:23 pm PDT #433 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Does it make a difference for company matching purposes

hahahahaha. Not for 5 years.

I was leaning towards the half and half myself, because I probably wouldn't be in a lower tax bracket, unless I am.


sarameg - Apr 08, 2008 2:52:08 pm PDT #434 of 10001

She'd pull a knife and fork out of her back pocket. And possible some spices.

I'm trying to be better organized at work, rather than keeping it all in my head. It's a good thing too, because OMGSOMUCH is going on that even staring at my lists and instructions I'm all wait, what were we talking about again?! Oof.


Jesse - Apr 08, 2008 2:52:25 pm PDT #435 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I finally ate at Applebee's! And it was delicious. And there looked like a lot of other good things on the menu. So there. The only annoyance was that the check was fourteen-something, so I asked for change from my $20, because I was going to leave a $3 tip. Perfectly respectable. But she came back with a $5 bill for me. I over-tipped out of annoyance. Who does that?


amych - Apr 08, 2008 2:55:27 pm PDT #436 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Dude. "Can I get change" means "can I get the change broken down into smaller units". Not "can I get back the difference between this and the total on the bill". That part comes by default unless otherwise stated!


Steph L. - Apr 08, 2008 2:57:15 pm PDT #437 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

I should only go on crime sprees with Teppy.

Good plan! And remember -- we SAY NOTHING TO THE COPS!!!


shrift - Apr 08, 2008 3:00:28 pm PDT #438 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

You would think that it would not be horribly difficult to find a pair of uncropped, reasonably priced cargo pants. And yet.

Well, at least I found the Threadless store all right.


JZ - Apr 08, 2008 3:01:31 pm PDT #439 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

And remember -- we SAY NOTHING TO THE COPS!!!

We haven't even knocked over any major financial institutions, but already we have a Code of Honour.


-t - Apr 08, 2008 3:02:47 pm PDT #440 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I over-tipped out of annoyance.

You're just reinforcing. That is maddening, the not getting small bills back.