Whose house are you having them delivered to??
Xander: Look who's got a bad case of Dark Prince envy. Dracula: Leave us. Xander: No, we're not going to "Leabbb you." And where'd you get that accent, Sesame Street? "One, Two, Three - three victims! Maw ha ha!"
'Lessons'
Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Aims - Apr 24, 2008 9:53:07 am PDT #3370 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
megan walker - Apr 24, 2008 9:58:30 am PDT #3371 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
Attention, work rant ahead:
I really hate being told something is required at the last minute!
A couple of weeks ago I was asked if I would be interested in training for one of our databases. Since I have written basic databases in the past, and generally can figure these things out for myself, I said I would be only if it was on site. I specifically said I was not interested in long-distance WebX training.
Fast forward to today when I am told (as the WebX meeting is starting) that they are waiting for me and that this is required. So I just spent an hour with my phone to my ear watching this demo for a system that most people here could figure out in 2 minutes. Le sigh.
tommyrot - Apr 24, 2008 9:58:38 am PDT #3372 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
For ita: Women, Defend Yourself!
Useful Judo tricks and moves, demonstrated by "a damsel in distress" in 1937
Cashmere - Apr 24, 2008 10:01:52 am PDT #3373 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
Dear DH,
I appreciate that you don't feel well and may be developing allergies. But I've been handling kids non-stop for two whole days now and we're leaving you here by your lonesome this weekend.
So you can play Civilization while watching PTI in you underwear for three days.
But until we pull out of the driveway, takes some Claritin, suck it up and help me.
Thanks and Love you,
Me
Gudanov - Apr 24, 2008 10:09:23 am PDT #3374 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
I had the house to myself last weekend and it was awesome. I did do some cleaning, grocery shopping, some work on the lawn mower, and cooked dinner for my wife, kids and in-laws when they got back from their trip; but it was still awesome. Having the house to myself is a very, very rare occasion even when talking about like a couple of hours.
Gudanov - Apr 24, 2008 10:09:50 am PDT #3375 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
That probably wasn't helpful.
Allyson - Apr 24, 2008 10:12:06 am PDT #3376 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I banish Gud to living for a solid week in my old shower, watching the ceiling close in.
Sophia Brooks - Apr 24, 2008 10:16:36 am PDT #3377 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
As part of my review process, I have to take a hospital procedures exam (please not I do not actually work in a hospital, near patients and I am not a health care professional) that consists of questions like this
What is considered professional misconduct?
a. Using appropriate infection control techniques.
b. Practicing while impaired by alcohol or drugs.
c. Delegating responsibilities only to professionally qualified staff.
d. Not harassing, abusing, or intimidating a patient.
How could you possibly get this question wrong! and there are 67 of them!
Cashmere - Apr 24, 2008 10:19:06 am PDT #3378 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
Gud, I banish you to my house so I can take a bath in peace, sleep as long as I want and futz around on the internet, eating chocolate and Ben & Jerry's by the pint.
sumi - Apr 24, 2008 10:22:26 am PDT #3379 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!
It's for work and they're being picked up. (The pizzas.)
Cutie-patootie baby bear learning how to swim.