Gud, I banish you to my house so I can take a bath in peace, sleep as long as I want and futz around on the internet, eating chocolate and Ben & Jerry's by the pint.
In my house, this is called Saturday.
Mal: Does.. um.. does this seem kind of tight? Kaylee: Shows off your backside.
'Shindig'
Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Gudanov - Apr 24, 2008 10:22:28 am PDT #3380 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
Jessica - Apr 24, 2008 10:22:45 am PDT #3381 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Mop or dog? (Click to pic #3)
Ginger - Apr 24, 2008 10:25:26 am PDT #3382 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
What is considered professional misconduct?
A. Saving a patient's life with CPR
B. Washing hands
C. Dumping a patient on the floor, giving him a random assortment of drugs, performing surgery on him that you're not qualified for and telling him he's ugly and his mother dresses him funny.
D. Bring about world peace
hippocampus - Apr 24, 2008 10:26:50 am PDT #3383 of 10001
not your mom's socks.
What is considered professional misconduct?
A. almost anything that House might do.
B. almost anything House considers boring.
Gudanov - Apr 24, 2008 10:28:42 am PDT #3384 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
Sox beat me to a House related response.
Sophia Brooks - Apr 24, 2008 10:28:53 am PDT #3385 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
Ginger- Hee!
There also questions about what to do if a patient draws a gun on you (a) draw your own gun (b) RUN (c) remain calm and collected (d) try to wrestle the gun from the patient
Gudanov - Apr 24, 2008 10:30:26 am PDT #3386 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
Where is the option to taunt the patient?
Steph L. - Apr 24, 2008 10:30:41 am PDT #3387 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
If you aren't equipped to do (a), then you'd damn well better do (b).
Gudanov - Apr 24, 2008 10:37:19 am PDT #3388 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
You really need to have some tactical information to answer that question correctly. Do you have a grenade? Are you close enough to radiology to give yourself some superpowers? Is there an armed nurse nearby to lay down suppressing fire so you can take cover?
Sophia Brooks - Apr 24, 2008 10:39:51 am PDT #3389 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
OK- I got 66 out of 67 right! In other University Stupidness, even though we are taking the class on-line, we have to PRINT OUT OUR ANSWERS and give them to our supervisor, who records that we have done it.