As part of my review process, I have to take a hospital procedures exam (please not I do not actually work in a hospital, near patients and I am not a health care professional) that consists of questions like this

What is considered professional misconduct?

a. Using appropriate infection control techniques.

b. Practicing while impaired by alcohol or drugs.

c. Delegating responsibilities only to professionally qualified staff.

d. Not harassing, abusing, or intimidating a patient.

How could you possibly get this question wrong! and there are 67 of them!

Gud, I banish you to my house so I can take a bath in peace, sleep as long as I want and futz around on the internet, eating chocolate and Ben & Jerry's by the pint.

It's for work and they're being picked up. (The pizzas.)

Cutie-patootie baby bear learning how to swim.

Gud, I banish you to my house so I can take a bath in peace, sleep as long as I want and futz around on the internet, eating chocolate and Ben & Jerry's by the pint.

In my house, this is called Saturday.

Mop or dog? (Click to pic #3)

What is considered professional misconduct?

A. Saving a patient's life with CPR

B. Washing hands

C. Dumping a patient on the floor, giving him a random assortment of drugs, performing surgery on him that you're not qualified for and telling him he's ugly and his mother dresses him funny.

D. Bring about world peace

What is considered professional misconduct?

A. almost anything that House might do.

B. almost anything House considers boring.

Sox beat me to a House related response.

Ginger- Hee!

There also questions about what to do if a patient draws a gun on you (a) draw your own gun (b) RUN (c) remain calm and collected (d) try to wrestle the gun from the patient

Where is the option to taunt the patient?