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Sophia Brooks - Apr 24, 2008 10:16:36 am PDT #3377 of 10001

Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

As part of my review process, I have to take a hospital procedures exam (please not I do not actually work in a hospital, near patients and I am not a health care professional) that consists of questions like this

What is considered professional misconduct?

a. Using appropriate infection control techniques.

b. Practicing while impaired by alcohol or drugs.

c. Delegating responsibilities only to professionally qualified staff.

d. Not harassing, abusing, or intimidating a patient.

How could you possibly get this question wrong! and there are 67 of them!

Cashmere - Apr 24, 2008 10:19:06 am PDT #3378 of 10001

Now tagless for your comfort.

Gud, I banish you to my house so I can take a bath in peace, sleep as long as I want and futz around on the internet, eating chocolate and Ben & Jerry's by the pint.

sumi - Apr 24, 2008 10:22:26 am PDT #3379 of 10001

Art Crawl!!!

It's for work and they're being picked up. (The pizzas.)

Cutie-patootie baby bear learning how to swim.

Gudanov - Apr 24, 2008 10:22:28 am PDT #3380 of 10001

Coding and Sleeping

Gud, I banish you to my house so I can take a bath in peace, sleep as long as I want and futz around on the internet, eating chocolate and Ben & Jerry's by the pint.

In my house, this is called Saturday.

Jessica - Apr 24, 2008 10:22:45 am PDT #3381 of 10001

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Mop or dog? (Click to pic #3)

Ginger - Apr 24, 2008 10:25:26 am PDT #3382 of 10001

"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

What is considered professional misconduct?

A. Saving a patient's life with CPR

B. Washing hands

C. Dumping a patient on the floor, giving him a random assortment of drugs, performing surgery on him that you're not qualified for and telling him he's ugly and his mother dresses him funny.

D. Bring about world peace

hippocampus - Apr 24, 2008 10:26:50 am PDT #3383 of 10001

not your mom's socks.

What is considered professional misconduct?

A. almost anything that House might do.

B. almost anything House considers boring.

Gudanov - Apr 24, 2008 10:28:42 am PDT #3384 of 10001

Coding and Sleeping

Sox beat me to a House related response.

Sophia Brooks - Apr 24, 2008 10:28:53 am PDT #3385 of 10001

Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Ginger- Hee!

There also questions about what to do if a patient draws a gun on you (a) draw your own gun (b) RUN (c) remain calm and collected (d) try to wrestle the gun from the patient

Gudanov - Apr 24, 2008 10:30:26 am PDT #3386 of 10001

Coding and Sleeping

Where is the option to taunt the patient?

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