'First Date'
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
A minimizer!?!!!! blasphemy!
It doesn't minimize them so much as just smooths them out.
A minimizer works great when a button-down shirt fits perfectly *except* that the buttons across the bosom gap. Going up a size would just leave you wearing a baggy, unflattering shirt. Hence the minimizer.
A minimizer works great when a button-down shirt fits perfectly *except* that the buttons across the bosom gap.
Dude! I need a minimizer!
Interesting news. But at this juncture, doesn't cloning get you an animal whose life expectancy ends about the same time as the original?
but but but ....
but but but ....
Is this about the minimizer? Gappy buttons are no one's friend.
I know ... and I do appreciate that. Just having some fun!
Gappy buttons are no one's friend.
Word.
It looks like I'm biologically unequipped to natter today.
So yesterday Sears called at 7:30 to confirm shipment of my range and fridge. Three hours later I got a call from the most sullen and perhaps dumbest kid on the Sears Customer Service roster that my range was out of stock and would be available on May 7th.
I cried unacceptable, find me a comparable range that is available for delivery RIGHT NOW. Beyond kid's power. I say, give me someone with such power. Ordered this puppy on April 7th, which is plenty of time to get the friggin range.
Kid CANCELS my order, now making exchange unpossible. Forced to buy new range on my credit card (it was gift from my parents, who ordered it online for me with their Sears card).
GRRRR.
So, go to my new apartment to receive fridge. All goes well. When rounding the corner to leave, I bash my car into wall. Big dent. Sad.
KARMA HAS FORSAKEN ME.
KARMA HAS FORSAKEN ME.
I think your old apartment doesn't want you to leave.