A minimizer works great when a button-down shirt fits perfectly *except* that the buttons across the bosom gap.
Dude! I need a minimizer!
Zoe: Next time we smuggle stock, let's make it something smaller. Wash: Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles.
'Safe'
Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Glamcookie - Apr 24, 2008 9:05:32 am PDT #3350 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 24, 2008 9:06:01 am PDT #3351 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Interesting news. But at this juncture, doesn't cloning get you an animal whose life expectancy ends about the same time as the original?
Toddson - Apr 24, 2008 9:06:29 am PDT #3352 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
but but but ....
Steph L. - Apr 24, 2008 9:08:10 am PDT #3353 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
but but but ....
Is this about the minimizer? Gappy buttons are no one's friend.
Toddson - Apr 24, 2008 9:09:00 am PDT #3354 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
I know ... and I do appreciate that. Just having some fun!
Glamcookie - Apr 24, 2008 9:09:22 am PDT #3355 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
Gappy buttons are no one's friend.
Word.
Gudanov - Apr 24, 2008 9:13:32 am PDT #3356 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
It looks like I'm biologically unequipped to natter today.
Allyson - Apr 24, 2008 9:14:23 am PDT #3357 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
So yesterday Sears called at 7:30 to confirm shipment of my range and fridge. Three hours later I got a call from the most sullen and perhaps dumbest kid on the Sears Customer Service roster that my range was out of stock and would be available on May 7th.
I cried unacceptable, find me a comparable range that is available for delivery RIGHT NOW. Beyond kid's power. I say, give me someone with such power. Ordered this puppy on April 7th, which is plenty of time to get the friggin range.
Kid CANCELS my order, now making exchange unpossible. Forced to buy new range on my credit card (it was gift from my parents, who ordered it online for me with their Sears card).
GRRRR.
So, go to my new apartment to receive fridge. All goes well. When rounding the corner to leave, I bash my car into wall. Big dent. Sad.
KARMA HAS FORSAKEN ME.
Gudanov - Apr 24, 2008 9:17:05 am PDT #3358 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
KARMA HAS FORSAKEN ME.
I think your old apartment doesn't want you to leave.
Allyson - Apr 24, 2008 9:20:44 am PDT #3359 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Then why is the ceiling caving in???