So yesterday Sears called at 7:30 to confirm shipment of my range and fridge. Three hours later I got a call from the most sullen and perhaps dumbest kid on the Sears Customer Service roster that my range was out of stock and would be available on May 7th.

I cried unacceptable, find me a comparable range that is available for delivery RIGHT NOW. Beyond kid's power. I say, give me someone with such power. Ordered this puppy on April 7th, which is plenty of time to get the friggin range.

Kid CANCELS my order, now making exchange unpossible. Forced to buy new range on my credit card (it was gift from my parents, who ordered it online for me with their Sears card).

GRRRR.

So, go to my new apartment to receive fridge. All goes well. When rounding the corner to leave, I bash my car into wall. Big dent. Sad.

KARMA HAS FORSAKEN ME.

KARMA HAS FORSAKEN ME.

I think your old apartment doesn't want you to leave.

Then why is the ceiling caving in???

It's just trying to hug you, Allyson!

To be closer to you!!

It wants to keep you there, under the rubble!

Also, Aims tagline keeps making me laugh, but I have no idea what it means!

Still the Empress. my bobbes were uncle discussing my gauchos. I'm not kidding. It's tripoli crazy because I haven't work any in YONKS.

The first part is just reidentifying myself with the name change.

The second part is beautiful word salad I threw together in Bitches a couple of weeks ago trying to post about an odd dream I had. No coffee had been consumed.

Then why is the ceiling caving in???

Because the old place is jealous and slightly psycho.

Then why is the ceiling caving in???

If it can't have you, nobody can!