Yesterday's conversation with him started, "So, have you shot yourself in the head yet?"
To which you should reply "Yes, when I heard it was you on the phone."
Zoe: My man would never fall for that. Wash: Most of my head wishes I had.
'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Frankenbuddha - Apr 24, 2008 5:23:26 am PDT #3310 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
shrift - Apr 24, 2008 5:49:23 am PDT #3311 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Yesterday's conversation with him started, "So, have you shot yourself in the head yet?"
WHAT. WHAT?! What kind of dicksmack thinks that's a funny thing to ask of someone who's barely an acquaintance?
Dana - Apr 24, 2008 5:54:51 am PDT #3312 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Even better, it was his theme for the day! My two other coworkers got some variation on it.
He's just a fucking weirdo. But it was a hell of a thing for me to try to process at 8AM. What do you say to that? Other than "Uh, no."
brenda m - Apr 24, 2008 6:03:20 am PDT #3313 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Tell him that just happened to someone you know and now you have to leave the office because you're traumatized. Dick.
tommyrot - Apr 24, 2008 7:18:49 am PDT #3314 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Two-thirds of our internets were down four hours. They just came back, and now I can see b.org again. Anyone else having problems?
Toddson - Apr 24, 2008 7:33:10 am PDT #3315 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
In re the boobie-groping thing ... maybe we could take up a collection and send some selected Buffistas (ita or Vortex, for example) to selected cons to lay down the law to these guys. Someone who could let them know, in a truly, um, memorable way that it's a Really Bad Idea.
And I'd probably qualify as a cougar ... sigh ... according to that formula, I shouldn't date anyone under 33.
Aims - Apr 24, 2008 7:34:33 am PDT #3316 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Oooh! Oooh! I'm 33! You can date me still!!
Pix - Apr 24, 2008 7:36:35 am PDT #3317 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.
We have a (male) friend who is 39ish dating a (female) 19 year old. They live together and actually seem to have a healthy relationship, but is still weirds me out. It's difficult not to judge. I try not to, though.
ETA:
Oooh! Oooh! I'm 33! You can date me still!!Me too!
Glamcookie - Apr 24, 2008 7:38:38 am PDT #3318 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
I have a friend who just turned 50 and his wife just turned 28. Sounds creepy, but they are actually a really good couple. M is a very very young 50...
Toddson - Apr 24, 2008 7:41:23 am PDT #3319 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Aims, can I grope you (in a purely theraputic way)?