In a move that will surprise exactly no one, I am a Darcy girl all the way.

And I always loathed the sensibility side of Sense and Sensibility, because it seemed like the whole mess could have been avoided if only Young Miss Dashwood had read any other Jane Austen novel evar.

Much like my issues with Romeo and Juliet, where if Romeo had bothered to check with Friar Laurence - who has been his confidant and helper from the beginning of this whole mess - neither of them would have had to die.

If I were to marry an Austen man, Capt. Wentworth would be my first choice

Colour me shocked.

I know, I know. I'm nothing if not predictable.

Haha! I just got "Rumors" in my head. [link]

Did anybody else get porn with their lyrics? Not that I'm complaining but maybe an NSFW tag is called for.

I just went to Macy's again in an attempt to try on a pair of shoes. I was informed that Macy's does not carry the shoes in store that I want to try on because we're in "the midwest".

Made of FAIL, Macy's.

The NYTimes has an online "Let's Make a Deal" game to illustrate what's called "The Monty Hall Problem."

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I was informed that Macy's does not carry the shoes I want to try on because we're in "the midwest".

Uh, what? See if Zappos has them. Zappos doesn't care if you live in the midwest.

weird. I know the deal so I was switching doors every time and I won the car ten times in a row. Then I accidentally didn't switch and won the car again! I had to keep playing until I got the goat just to make sure the demo wasn't broken.

Made of FAIL, Macy's.

Macy's was made of fail once they bought Dayton's/Marshall Field's and made them all Macy's. I spit upon Macy's.

ptui!

Also Foley's (in some cases the old Stripling Cox's).

The NYTimes has an online "Let's Make a Deal" game to illustrate what's called "The Monty Hall Problem."

That's the kind of thing that can be explained to me a million times in a million different ways and I just won't understand. My brain is broken.