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'Serenity'


Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Miracleman - May 16, 2008 11:13:59 am PDT #9418 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

It's registered to one Señor Rofl Uffagus of Oklahoma City. I have the sneaky suspicion that it's a fake name, though.

Somewhere in Oklahoma City, some poor bastard is trying to buy beer. "Seriously, I get this all the time. It's my NAME, okay? My parents were hippies!"


Steph L. - May 16, 2008 11:16:07 am PDT #9419 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

I have a baby shower to go to, and I'm always baffled as to what to buy.

Is she registered? Babies-R-Us or Target are pretty common.


sj - May 16, 2008 11:18:35 am PDT #9420 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

One idea, which is hardly original, is to put together a basket of useful things like baby wipes and non-talc baby powder. Does anyone have any ideas?

I usually try to put things like you mentioned in an inexpensive baby tubs with a couple packages of of onesies, etc. and wrap it up in cellophane like a big gift basket.


Stephanie - May 16, 2008 11:27:55 am PDT #9421 of 10001
Trust my rage

I suggest, if you get clothes, going for something 6 months plus. Everone always gives you the tiny stuff but it's nice to have some bigger stuff. (Oh, and if you checked out Hanna Andersson, they use a different sizing system so that's a bit confusing.)


-t - May 16, 2008 11:31:43 am PDT #9422 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I think all black is fine for an afternoon wedding as long as you are not going full on hat and veil and sniffing into your handkerchief constantly.


Ginger - May 16, 2008 11:32:25 am PDT #9423 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Taking Teppy's suggestion, I discovered she is registered at Target, but didn't put any clothes on the registry. I might of thought of that if the cold had not ated my brane. I now know that there's a penguin theme.


Ginger - May 16, 2008 11:35:24 am PDT #9424 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I think all black is fine for an afternoon wedding as long as you are not going full on hat and veil and sniffing into your handkerchief constantly.

No, that's for when your lover is being hung for a crime he didn't commit.


Glamcookie - May 16, 2008 11:37:33 am PDT #9425 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

I just found out about Mini Boden clothes and am in total love. I think any of it would be an excellent gift. [link]


Cashmere - May 16, 2008 11:45:54 am PDT #9426 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

I usually give a pair of Robeeze as a standard baby gift. Not all new moms know about them and they're awesome, even if they take some time to grow into.

Also, Ginger, I've gotten compliments on giving batteries in my gift bags--seriously, all the baby gear and toys seem to need a lot of different sizes and usually they're not to hand when you need them. I also stick in a D, C, 9v, AA and AAAs. One dad declared it the most useful gift they got.


Daisy Jane - May 16, 2008 11:50:03 am PDT #9427 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I have a bad feeling that the events I told y'all about yesterday have altered not a thing.