I have a bad feeling that the events I told y'all about yesterday have altered not a thing.
Jesus Christ - sorry about your friend's self-destructiveness, DJ.
I'm 17. Looking at linoleum makes me want to have sex.
Xander ,'First Date'
Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Typo Boy - May 16, 2008 11:56:59 am PDT #9428 of 10001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
Daisy Jane - May 16, 2008 11:59:58 am PDT #9429 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Me too. She's smart and beautiful, responsible with a decent job (for now). I just kinda don't get it.
hippocampus - May 16, 2008 12:01:51 pm PDT #9430 of 10001
not your mom's socks.
Ginger - the bucket variety gift is great - the kind with a couple of burp cloths, onesies (first time mom? yeah. will totally underestimate the number of onesies that she will not want to use/see/smell ever again), socks, wipes - and the bucket (STORAGE). Wrap it up in netting, with a ribbon. If you want extra, break a Baby Einstein 3 4-block set (these are le magic) out of the package and add them in... and/or a picture frame, album, etc. You're go.
Also? A gift card around the neck of the frog with a pink ribbon. Then she can get all the penguins she needs.
Ginger - May 16, 2008 12:03:19 pm PDT #9431 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
There are Robeez with penguins: [link]
hippocampus - May 16, 2008 12:04:09 pm PDT #9432 of 10001
not your mom's socks.
oh my god those are cute.
also yeesh I just came off as Assy McKnowitall. Oh Friday. End.
-t - May 16, 2008 12:20:24 pm PDT #9433 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
No, that's for when your lover is being hung for a crime he didn't commit.
And when that happens during an afternoon wedding? Fashion nightmare.
Those Robeez are the cutest thing ever.
Ginger - May 16, 2008 12:30:55 pm PDT #9434 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
And when that happens during an afternoon wedding? Fashion nightmare.
It would make a hell of a country song.
also yeesh I just came off as Assy McKnowitall
Not here.
meara - May 16, 2008 12:36:14 pm PDT #9435 of 10001
No, that's for when your lover is being hung for a crime he didn't commit.
Even if he did commit the crime, I think that would be an appropriate outfit and sniffling!
Also, batteries are an awesome present. Very practical. I like practical.
javachik - May 16, 2008 12:49:39 pm PDT #9436 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.
sox, fwiw, you didn't come across as anything but totally eager to be helpful!
NoiseDesign - May 16, 2008 12:51:35 pm PDT #9437 of 10001
Our wings are not tired
YouTube and Wikipedia will eventually ruin my live. I got Rickroll'd and now I'm watching Rick Astley videos on YouTube. What the HELL is wrong with me?