I have a bad feeling that the events I told y'all about yesterday have altered not a thing.
Jesus Christ - sorry about your friend's self-destructiveness, DJ.
We're not gonna die. We can't die, Bendis. You know why? Because we are so very pretty. We are just too pretty for God to let us die.
Mal ,'Serenity'
Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Typo Boy - May 16, 2008 11:56:59 am PDT #9428 of 10001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
Daisy Jane - May 16, 2008 11:59:58 am PDT #9429 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Me too. She's smart and beautiful, responsible with a decent job (for now). I just kinda don't get it.
hippocampus - May 16, 2008 12:01:51 pm PDT #9430 of 10001
not your mom's socks.
Ginger - the bucket variety gift is great - the kind with a couple of burp cloths, onesies (first time mom? yeah. will totally underestimate the number of onesies that she will not want to use/see/smell ever again), socks, wipes - and the bucket (STORAGE). Wrap it up in netting, with a ribbon. If you want extra, break a Baby Einstein 3 4-block set (these are le magic) out of the package and add them in... and/or a picture frame, album, etc. You're go.
Also? A gift card around the neck of the frog with a pink ribbon. Then she can get all the penguins she needs.
Ginger - May 16, 2008 12:03:19 pm PDT #9431 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
There are Robeez with penguins: [link]
hippocampus - May 16, 2008 12:04:09 pm PDT #9432 of 10001
not your mom's socks.
oh my god those are cute.
also yeesh I just came off as Assy McKnowitall. Oh Friday. End.
-t - May 16, 2008 12:20:24 pm PDT #9433 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
No, that's for when your lover is being hung for a crime he didn't commit.
And when that happens during an afternoon wedding? Fashion nightmare.
Those Robeez are the cutest thing ever.
Ginger - May 16, 2008 12:30:55 pm PDT #9434 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
And when that happens during an afternoon wedding? Fashion nightmare.
It would make a hell of a country song.
also yeesh I just came off as Assy McKnowitall
Not here.
meara - May 16, 2008 12:36:14 pm PDT #9435 of 10001
No, that's for when your lover is being hung for a crime he didn't commit.
Even if he did commit the crime, I think that would be an appropriate outfit and sniffling!
Also, batteries are an awesome present. Very practical. I like practical.
javachik - May 16, 2008 12:49:39 pm PDT #9436 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.
sox, fwiw, you didn't come across as anything but totally eager to be helpful!
NoiseDesign - May 16, 2008 12:51:35 pm PDT #9437 of 10001
Our wings are not tired
YouTube and Wikipedia will eventually ruin my live. I got Rickroll'd and now I'm watching Rick Astley videos on YouTube. What the HELL is wrong with me?