Monty: Whaddya mean she ain't my wife? Mal: She ain't your wife... cause she's married to me.

'Trash'


Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


-t - May 16, 2008 11:31:43 am PDT #9422 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I think all black is fine for an afternoon wedding as long as you are not going full on hat and veil and sniffing into your handkerchief constantly.


Ginger - May 16, 2008 11:32:25 am PDT #9423 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Taking Teppy's suggestion, I discovered she is registered at Target, but didn't put any clothes on the registry. I might of thought of that if the cold had not ated my brane. I now know that there's a penguin theme.


Ginger - May 16, 2008 11:35:24 am PDT #9424 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I think all black is fine for an afternoon wedding as long as you are not going full on hat and veil and sniffing into your handkerchief constantly.

No, that's for when your lover is being hung for a crime he didn't commit.


Glamcookie - May 16, 2008 11:37:33 am PDT #9425 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

I just found out about Mini Boden clothes and am in total love. I think any of it would be an excellent gift. [link]


Cashmere - May 16, 2008 11:45:54 am PDT #9426 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

I usually give a pair of Robeeze as a standard baby gift. Not all new moms know about them and they're awesome, even if they take some time to grow into.

Also, Ginger, I've gotten compliments on giving batteries in my gift bags--seriously, all the baby gear and toys seem to need a lot of different sizes and usually they're not to hand when you need them. I also stick in a D, C, 9v, AA and AAAs. One dad declared it the most useful gift they got.


Daisy Jane - May 16, 2008 11:50:03 am PDT #9427 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I have a bad feeling that the events I told y'all about yesterday have altered not a thing.


Typo Boy - May 16, 2008 11:56:59 am PDT #9428 of 10001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

I have a bad feeling that the events I told y'all about yesterday have altered not a thing.

Jesus Christ - sorry about your friend's self-destructiveness, DJ.


Daisy Jane - May 16, 2008 11:59:58 am PDT #9429 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Me too. She's smart and beautiful, responsible with a decent job (for now). I just kinda don't get it.


hippocampus - May 16, 2008 12:01:51 pm PDT #9430 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

Ginger - the bucket variety gift is great - the kind with a couple of burp cloths, onesies (first time mom? yeah. will totally underestimate the number of onesies that she will not want to use/see/smell ever again), socks, wipes - and the bucket (STORAGE). Wrap it up in netting, with a ribbon. If you want extra, break a Baby Einstein 3 4-block set (these are le magic) out of the package and add them in... and/or a picture frame, album, etc. You're go.

Also? A gift card around the neck of the frog with a pink ribbon. Then she can get all the penguins she needs.


Ginger - May 16, 2008 12:03:19 pm PDT #9431 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

There are Robeez with penguins: [link]