We die horribly and painfully, you go to hell and I spend eternity in the arms of baby Jesus.

Gunn ,'Not Fade Away'


Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Laga - May 13, 2008 11:53:56 am PDT #8987 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Roommate D picked them. He recently vented to his executive chef about the trouble we've been having and the ec said, "I wondered why you let those boneheads move in in the first place."


Laga - May 13, 2008 11:55:20 am PDT #8988 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

the lawn care bill for the past two months is due in three days and he's refusing to pay. He's also $10 short on the gas bill that was due yesterday.


brenda m - May 13, 2008 11:56:17 am PDT #8989 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Um, no. That was something to bring up before he moved in, not three days before the bill is due. Man, Laga, I don't envy you these tools.


Laga - May 13, 2008 11:58:42 am PDT #8990 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

speaking of tools, perhaps I'll attack him with one


Vortex - May 13, 2008 12:00:57 pm PDT #8991 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

roommate B just told me he's not going to pay his share of the lawn care bill because he doesn't use the lawn.

are you kidding me? what a tooltastic turdball. Take it out of his deposit.


Steph L. - May 13, 2008 12:01:17 pm PDT #8992 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Take it out of his deposit.

Or his ass.


Laga - May 13, 2008 12:02:13 pm PDT #8993 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Roommate D already refunded their deposit because they told him if he did that they would move out right away. He gave it to them a week ago and they show no signs of leaving.


sj - May 13, 2008 12:02:47 pm PDT #8994 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

There is a beef recall.


Vortex - May 13, 2008 12:05:06 pm PDT #8995 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Roommate D already refunded their deposit because they told him if he did that they would move out right away.

NOT a good idea. But, I'm sure he's figured that already.


sj - May 13, 2008 12:07:33 pm PDT #8996 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Laga, you really need to start having better luck with roomates. I'm sorry you're having to deal with more bs.