Death is your art. You make it with your hands day after day. That final gasp, that look of peace. And part of you is desperate to know: What's it like? Where does it lead you? And now you see, that's the secret. Not the punch you didn't throw or the kicks you didn't land. She really wanted it. Every Slayer has a death wish. Even you.

Spike ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Laga - May 13, 2008 11:58:42 am PDT #8990 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

speaking of tools, perhaps I'll attack him with one


Vortex - May 13, 2008 12:00:57 pm PDT #8991 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

roommate B just told me he's not going to pay his share of the lawn care bill because he doesn't use the lawn.

are you kidding me? what a tooltastic turdball. Take it out of his deposit.


Steph L. - May 13, 2008 12:01:17 pm PDT #8992 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Take it out of his deposit.

Or his ass.


Laga - May 13, 2008 12:02:13 pm PDT #8993 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Roommate D already refunded their deposit because they told him if he did that they would move out right away. He gave it to them a week ago and they show no signs of leaving.


sj - May 13, 2008 12:02:47 pm PDT #8994 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

There is a beef recall.


Vortex - May 13, 2008 12:05:06 pm PDT #8995 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Roommate D already refunded their deposit because they told him if he did that they would move out right away.

NOT a good idea. But, I'm sure he's figured that already.


sj - May 13, 2008 12:07:33 pm PDT #8996 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Laga, you really need to start having better luck with roomates. I'm sorry you're having to deal with more bs.


Vortex - May 13, 2008 12:08:37 pm PDT #8997 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Sounds like you guys need to send them a formal letter, telling them to be out right away, then change the locks.


Pix - May 13, 2008 12:50:25 pm PDT #8998 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.

Sounds like you guys need to send them a formal letter, telling them to be out right away, then change the locks.
Yep, this.


meara - May 13, 2008 1:01:58 pm PDT #8999 of 10001

NOT a good idea. But, I'm sure he's figured that already.

Oh man. I am so glad that even my bad roommate situations were not that bad.