Your ex-boss is the kind of guy who makes fuckwads and douchenozzles draw back the hems of their robes with sneers of disdain.
makes note to ask JZ write all letters to the editor from now on.
Also? All of what she said.
Zoe: Jayne. This is something the Captain has to do for himself. Mal: No! No, it's not!
'War Stories'
Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
hippocampus - May 12, 2008 4:55:36 am PDT #8697 of 10001
not your mom's socks.
Miracleman - May 12, 2008 4:56:19 am PDT #8698 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Though your admirable spouse can really cover all that with one good eloquent splorch-squeeky.
Argh. Lo, I am lax.
*STABBITYSTABSTAB!* *SPLORCH!* *squeeky*
Also, JZ..."douchenozzles"? I have to steal that.
Connie Neil - May 12, 2008 4:57:24 am PDT #8699 of 10001
brillig
Damn, I was just wondering last night what the news was on the Imperial job front. Stupid stupidhead ex-boss.
Steph L. - May 12, 2008 4:58:32 am PDT #8700 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
Oh, and Aims, when Senor Fucktardo calls you asking about some work-related thing that was your responsibility that he can't figure out? (Because he WILL.) Two words: Consulting. Fee.
Aims - May 12, 2008 4:59:09 am PDT #8701 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
$250/hour, sweetcheeks.
Steph L. - May 12, 2008 4:59:47 am PDT #8702 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
Rock on, Empress.
Emily - May 12, 2008 5:04:59 am PDT #8703 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
Steph, whence comes your tag?
DCJensen - May 12, 2008 5:05:32 am PDT #8704 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.
What everybody said.
Aims, you are better off without that tucus chapeau of a boss.
Or should that be tucus payats?
JZ - May 12, 2008 5:06:23 am PDT #8705 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
I actually got "douchenozzle" from the Shakespeare's Sister bloggers--they were trying to come up with rude-ass insults that didn't end up being totally based in misogyny when you looked closely at them (bastard, son of a bitch, etc.), and they settled on douche and douchenozzle. Since a douche is an item of very limited use, potentially harmful to a woman's pleasure center, mass-marketed to essentially stigmatize the normal workings of a perfectly normal part of every woman's body, anything douche-related makes a perfect "useless malignant waste of space that really needs to just not exist" insult.
Or, in short, Aims's ex-boss.
Vibing so damn hard for good news from the place you had the stellar interview with.
Aims - May 12, 2008 5:07:55 am PDT #8706 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Cross fingers - I'm calling them right now.