Oh, and Aims, when Senor Fucktardo calls you asking about some work-related thing that was your responsibility that he can't figure out? (Because he WILL.) Two words: Consulting. Fee.
Willow: That's a work ethic! Buffy, you're developing a work ethic! Buffy: Do they make an ointment for that?
'Beneath You'
Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Steph L. - May 12, 2008 4:58:32 am PDT #8700 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
Aims - May 12, 2008 4:59:09 am PDT #8701 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
$250/hour, sweetcheeks.
Steph L. - May 12, 2008 4:59:47 am PDT #8702 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
Rock on, Empress.
Emily - May 12, 2008 5:04:59 am PDT #8703 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
Steph, whence comes your tag?
DCJensen - May 12, 2008 5:05:32 am PDT #8704 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.
What everybody said.
Aims, you are better off without that tucus chapeau of a boss.
Or should that be tucus payats?
JZ - May 12, 2008 5:06:23 am PDT #8705 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
I actually got "douchenozzle" from the Shakespeare's Sister bloggers--they were trying to come up with rude-ass insults that didn't end up being totally based in misogyny when you looked closely at them (bastard, son of a bitch, etc.), and they settled on douche and douchenozzle. Since a douche is an item of very limited use, potentially harmful to a woman's pleasure center, mass-marketed to essentially stigmatize the normal workings of a perfectly normal part of every woman's body, anything douche-related makes a perfect "useless malignant waste of space that really needs to just not exist" insult.
Or, in short, Aims's ex-boss.
Vibing so damn hard for good news from the place you had the stellar interview with.
Aims - May 12, 2008 5:07:55 am PDT #8706 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Cross fingers - I'm calling them right now.
Jessica - May 12, 2008 5:08:50 am PDT #8707 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I actually got "douchenozzle" from the Shakespeare's Sister bloggers--they were trying to come up with rude-ass insults that didn't end up being totally based in misogyny when you looked closely at them (bastard, son of a bitch, etc.), and they settled on douche and douchenozzle. Since a douche is an item of very limited use, potentially harmful to a woman's pleasure center, mass-marketed to essentially stigmatize the normal workings of a perfectly normal part of every woman's body, anything douche-related makes a perfect "useless malignant waste of space that really needs to just not exist" insult.
Oh Shakespeare's Sister, how much do you rock!!
WindSparrow - May 12, 2008 5:09:42 am PDT #8708 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
There is NOTHING wrong with you, Aims, for real. This guy is an insane fucktard. You're going to be much better off without him, and that job, in the long run.
Worth repeating.
Multiple times.
Still hasn't been said enough for my tastes.
Steph L. - May 12, 2008 5:11:58 am PDT #8709 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
Steph, whence comes your tag?
The 6 Creepiest Comic Book Characters of All Time (my tag is from #5).