Though your admirable spouse can really cover all that with one good eloquent splorch-squeeky.
Argh. Lo, I am lax.
*STABBITYSTABSTAB!* *SPLORCH!* *squeeky*
Also, JZ..."douchenozzles"? I have to steal that.
Fred: Oh my God! Angel, you're…cute! Angel: Fred, don't! Fred: Oh, but the little hands! And the hair! Angel: Hey! You're fired.
'Smile Time'
Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Miracleman - May 12, 2008 4:56:19 am PDT #8698 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Connie Neil - May 12, 2008 4:57:24 am PDT #8699 of 10001
brillig
Damn, I was just wondering last night what the news was on the Imperial job front. Stupid stupidhead ex-boss.
Steph L. - May 12, 2008 4:58:32 am PDT #8700 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
Oh, and Aims, when Senor Fucktardo calls you asking about some work-related thing that was your responsibility that he can't figure out? (Because he WILL.) Two words: Consulting. Fee.
Aims - May 12, 2008 4:59:09 am PDT #8701 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
$250/hour, sweetcheeks.
Steph L. - May 12, 2008 4:59:47 am PDT #8702 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
Rock on, Empress.
Emily - May 12, 2008 5:04:59 am PDT #8703 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
Steph, whence comes your tag?
DCJensen - May 12, 2008 5:05:32 am PDT #8704 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.
What everybody said.
Aims, you are better off without that tucus chapeau of a boss.
Or should that be tucus payats?
JZ - May 12, 2008 5:06:23 am PDT #8705 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
I actually got "douchenozzle" from the Shakespeare's Sister bloggers--they were trying to come up with rude-ass insults that didn't end up being totally based in misogyny when you looked closely at them (bastard, son of a bitch, etc.), and they settled on douche and douchenozzle. Since a douche is an item of very limited use, potentially harmful to a woman's pleasure center, mass-marketed to essentially stigmatize the normal workings of a perfectly normal part of every woman's body, anything douche-related makes a perfect "useless malignant waste of space that really needs to just not exist" insult.
Or, in short, Aims's ex-boss.
Vibing so damn hard for good news from the place you had the stellar interview with.
Aims - May 12, 2008 5:07:55 am PDT #8706 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Cross fingers - I'm calling them right now.
Jessica - May 12, 2008 5:08:50 am PDT #8707 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I actually got "douchenozzle" from the Shakespeare's Sister bloggers--they were trying to come up with rude-ass insults that didn't end up being totally based in misogyny when you looked closely at them (bastard, son of a bitch, etc.), and they settled on douche and douchenozzle. Since a douche is an item of very limited use, potentially harmful to a woman's pleasure center, mass-marketed to essentially stigmatize the normal workings of a perfectly normal part of every woman's body, anything douche-related makes a perfect "useless malignant waste of space that really needs to just not exist" insult.
Oh Shakespeare's Sister, how much do you rock!!